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I don't understand what's wrong with that?

Between him and van Persie as the best player in the league.

Anita LB, Santon RB, Bigi on?

I'm getting this in HD

This feels like a new Arsenal team. They don't have any of the old entitled failures on the pitch. They've got experience on there now - Artera, Vermaelen, Cazorla.

His finishing is shit.

Arsenal have played a classic counter attacking game today, something they haven't done well in years.

Vamos!!

Think you've got a good deal out of him! The bottom two should cover the top one with a £500 profit I reckon and if the top one comes in you're laughing! (if you are prepared to take two and a half grand off your mate) He was sober when we made these bets. He already messaged me today saying 'start saving up' so I'm definitely going to take his money if I win.

Good decision by Webb.

£500 3/1 Newcastle to finish above Liverpool £500 1/1 Man Utd to finish with 19 more points than Liverpool £500 1/1 Man Utd to finish above Chelsea All with a mate of mine when we were both drunk. What do you think? Was I too drunk?

Spurs have been pathetic so far. Absolutely pathetic.

5th.

Why are you rolling your eyes? Arsenal and Spurs lost their best players. We haven't added to the squad but sometimes a settled squad is better than five in, three out, especially when the out is your best player. The window was all right for us. We added a lot of youth and our squad is deeper. We don't have the perfect 11 but it's still strong enough to challenge every team in the league. We also have Ben Arfa for the whole season, something crucial which people haven't realised yet. We'll be more than fine. We're a damn good team and we're better off at the start of this season than last.

Good shit, Dan

Yup. He's a complete dipshit.

City will win 3-2 for the fourth straight match.

Hahahaha

Shit wall placement. You should never be able to go around the wall. Over, yeah, but around? Nah.

Cunt

Vamosssss

Such a ridiculous post from HTT. The best player on the pitch today was Ben Arfa. He has fuck all help but must have dribbled past at least ten players. Hazard looked good as well but his teammates helped him out a lot today.

What the fuck, ref

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