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Why would Llambias be reportedly angry at Hughton for signing Best and Perch if the manager isn't responsible for transfers? Or are the bad transfers Hughton's responsibility and the good ones - like Tiote and HBA - scouted and handled by the omniscient regime that is Llambias, Ashley and superscout Carr?

Felipao's cock is going to fall off.

Yeah, why the need for neutral tickets? Capacity is 86k, give 16k for the corporates and distribute 35k each for fans. Gives the match a brilliant atmosphere and you can still give people in the 'football family' tickets.

We were talking about the second leg, follow the quotes you daft tit. You're the only idiot who randomly mentioned last night's match. Tell me what was 'spot on' about Jonny's comments? When did he mention the first leg? Baffling how thick you are sometimes.

So why was Arsenal spoke in that statement then Because we're talking about the match in two weeks, you idiot.

They could beat Man Utd but I don't think they'd scare Man Utd like you guys obviously do now, and the mentality you take into these games can be such an x-factor because of how evenly matched most teams are. You're Federer in his prime, your opponents are beat before the match is begun.

Like I said, Barca has to win for my sanity's sake. Another Man Utd victory would be so fucking infuriating and you know every team left in the competition will be scared of Man Utd. The only team right now that thinks it can beat Man Utd is Barca, so they must survive.

We're not talking about last night's match, neesy.

And risk playing Mascherano in a big game? I don't think Guardiola will make that mistake. He already made one yesterday in subbing off Villa and trying to defend the one goal lead.

What are the Barcelona-based media saying about the match, VI? Disappointed? Accepting defeat but confident of winning the tie in the Camp Nou? I think you have to be scared of how you conceded both goals because they were both easy goals to defend. And now you've got Pique banned for the second leg, Maxwell has to start again at LB and he's going to be troubled by Arsenal's pace like he was. No Pique, an unfit Puyol partnering Abidal (who was excellent last night). Your defence isn't going to be stronger than it was last night. I don't know, I don't think it's certain that you will beat them. An early goal would be immense, but if they score first, you'll be fucked.

All the Barca-haters are out in full force tonight. 'Overrated', 'can't win against English teams', 'messi can't score in England' etc.

Barca can't lose to Arsenal. They're the only team I trust to beat Man Utd and I can't stand to watch those cunts win. If barca are out, Man Utd are the favourites. I'd give a lot of money to see Barca spank Man Utd at Old Trafford.

Now we've got ourselves a fucking tie. Nice.

Holy shit.

That came out of nowhere. Nice hit.

How the fuck hasn't he scored?

The pace is incredible. Walcott will have more room in the second half, but the arsenal CBs will be fucked by then.

How many fucking passes in a row?!

Theyre taking the piss

I don't think you could ever get a boring match between these two teams; they're just not set up to defend. Barca are killing it now.

Too easy.

Fuck, man, Messi. It's normally 2-0.

Barca are dominating now. Arsenal's passes haven't been as precise.

How did he miss that? Class move.

You'll win 3-0. There is no way this ends in a 0-0 (I hope I haven't jinxed it since I'll be waking up at 3am to watch this shit). Arsenal can't defend because they'll get fucked in the Camp Nou, and Barca are set up perfectly to play away from home.