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http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/50-greatest-newcastle-united-signings-6907719 Good question imo. Probably Rob Lee for me considering how much he cost and what he did.

Can't think of a season when we have not scored in so many games. Another record for Pards I guess.

Sounds like Gosling is going to be unleashed on Manure. Seriously what is the point?

http://mobile.newsnow.co.uk/A/705487186?-11058 Haha.

Should be on the bench on Saturday.

Not many more games to see Remy then. Hope his replacement is at least semi-decent.

You couldn't write comedy like this.

He's also Ashley's little lapdog as far as I'm concerned. One of our best ever players imo but as you say he does what he is told. Quite sad really.

6 more years to go....

This unfortunately.

Worst April Fools joke ever.

I am taking more interest in their imminent demise than focusing on us. Quite sad really.

Like most of our signings he has struggled to make an impact and has probably gone downhill. The management of our players is appalling.

Carroll says "obviously" more than Peter Beardsley.

They might well be buggered now.

The are undoubtedly shite but I am not sure we are any better judging on recent performances.

Another unwanted stat. He is certainly good at collecting shit records.

Bastards.

Thank god we have a solid RB replacement in MYM. Can't really blame anyone wanting to leave. No doubt he is pining for Cabaye too.

Looking forward to watching them hopefully capitulate on Sky tonight. Only joy I get these days.

Doumbia linked for £17.5m. Mmm - right...

Silver Shitehawk! Perfect description.

Must have scored a few this season.

Shambles for the umpteenth time.

Just bought a new house and I got talking with the TV aerial engineer who is also a supporter. He said he has met Pardew 2 or 3 times. Apparently our great leader has a "party trick" which involves lifting up skirts to see what underwear is on display. Bit of a lad our Alan by all accounts.