sempuki

Is the fat cunt there today?

Probably best line-up we can muster.

More likely a pen - they always get one.

Bishop must have contacts in the middle east:

Wouldn't surprise me. We'd be gone as well probably.

£30m wouldn't be close to enough and I think it might be too late anyway.

We're the equivalent of Alan Barnes in hobnail boots taking on Usain Bolt every week. Just can't see us surviving this season.

Me too.

This side is so limited and it's clear we are miles behind the rest. I think January might be too late. We're going down again this season.

Golden opportunity pissed away. We really do look fucked this season. January will probably be too late to get out of it.

There we go. Thought I was going to watch MOTD for the first time this season. Another nail in the relegation coffin.

This is only going to end one way....

Class that this has spectacularly backfired.

Good lads.

Hope the chef shat in his pizza.

We signed the wrong twin.

No doubt bollocks - a centre half is the last position we need: https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1024677/Newcastle-news-Rafa-Benitez-identifies-January-transfer-target-extend-Toon-stay

Luke Edwards thinks there is nowt in it fwiw.

Absolutely not, but your doing mental gymnastics to prove that Rondon wasn't his no1 target. Wonder why we went for Plea first if that's the case. Plea has 7 goals already this season in the league and cup. Doubt Rondon will get that over the season.

Hope a bunch of heed the baals are waiting for the lot of them outside reception.

Pards back? He wouldn't dare.

Can someone just flush us down the bog and get it over with. Can't see any way we stay up even at this early stage. Grim.

Doubt it.

Might be too late by January. Just nowt up front.

Assuming it’s bollocks aside. People be happy with that? Yes.