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Just go Rafa, you can do way better than this.

Hope they confirm we aren't buying anyone soon. Not wasting any more time on this.

Cranking up a notch.

Textbook.

Seems we are closed for incoming business but not outgoing. Cunts.

Going too be a short thread, this one.

Waiting for Ryder's kybosh.

Smogmonster I believe.

Craigy says we asked for Cairney in a swap deal and they told us where to go.

Wouldn't blame him. We're an utter fucking joke.

This thread is moribund.

It's class isn't it. Twats.

Outflux no influx.

Well this is going well. Who would have thought being tight arses would get you nowhere...

And there we go: https://twitter.com/CaulkinTheTimes/status/903189437265440768

Perez once again:

Really?

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle/15504741.Newcastle_United_willing_to_sell_Dwight_Gayle_right_up_to_11pm_transfer_deadline/

I'll post it anyway:

Aye - it's been shit.

Anyone seen this blokes pre match team talks? Absolute cringe fest. It's full of all that sort of 'we are lions, kings of the jungle...This is our jungle' bullshit. Don't know how his players have any respect for him. Looks roided up.

Really hope the last bit is wrong. Can see him being sold and the familiar "no value", "no time to find a replacement" etc. being trotted out.

He's off then.