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Todd Kane mentioned briefly: http://www.westlondonsport.com/chelsea/transfer-gossip-blues-watch-dutch-defender-and-remy-reportedly-wants-newcastle-move

Big upgrade on Tiote.

We could sign Remy and Lacazette and we would probably still be shit.

He's very bitter like.

The vine of him from the weekend, he's about to shoot and knocks the ball out for a goal kick with his standing foot and then falls over And they want 20 mil+ 34 goals in his last 50 leagues games. Watched Lyon vs OM last night and he's very good. Excellent movement, fast and has a wicked shot.

More info from Slapheed: http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/cheick-tiotes-move-shanghai-shenhua-10786789

Aye - doomed to failure is optimistic.

Lee Ryder Verified account ‏@lee_ryder 9m9 minutes ago Cheick Tiote's deal to Shanghai Shenhua appears to be off again #nufc More to follow

Can't think of anyone else this could be about. Has TSF ever been unmasked?

Hope so. Of course it's the Mail so maybe a tad unreliable but he would improve our chances significantly. Craig Hope has been pretty spot on regarding Newcastle news tbh. Aye - he has. Would be very happy with Remy. Would need to sort his hair out though.

Keen to come back according to the Daily Mail.

Should arrange a swap deal involving Thauvin for that lad. That would be hilarious. Cabella looks the better player to me.

I'm all for that too.

Remy for me too.

Just seen the Swansea result - shit. My word we are in serious bother.

Prefer Remy over Berahino. We need to pay him as much as he wants (which would be a lot).

He must really like China: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3413875/Cheick-Tiote-s-China-despite-favour-Newcastle-midfielder-rejecting-Super-League-outfit-Shanghai-Shenhua.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

Surely not.

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I'm sure he's been told to say nowt but he does himself no favours spouting shite like that.

Says it every time in close defeats.

He will have Ashley's hand up his arse but will be conducting the negotiations.

At least someone is happy: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/steve-mcclaren-newcastle-will-avoid-the-drop-a6830021.html