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La Provence says we tried to loan him to Marseille but they didn't want him. They win again the twats.

Wanted by Marseille according to Canal Plus. A chance to get one over on them.

Once someone is on our list we get obsessed with them and eventually wear them down It's a matter of time before we snare Gameiro and Erding.

Everton splashing the cash: http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jan/30/oumar-niasse-everton-lokomotiv-moscow-premier-league?CMP=share_btn_tw

A ray of light? http://www.insidefutbol.com/2016/01/30/newcastle-united-struggling-to-do-bafetimbi-gomis-deal/267270/

Shame about Berahino but it was always a long shot. Would have preferred Remy personally.

http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/swansea-city-make-7m-bid-10813122

Hoping for Lee Ryder to kybosh this one.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ToonTransfer/status/693527414580838402 It's going to be crazy until Monday night.

Douglas confirmed we had bid yesterday too.

WOAT? Several reports suggesting he's joining us on loan.

Good - about time we got one over on Marseille.

His surname means "rubbish" in Japanese. Funny that...

Would rather not bother: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/12131906/.html

Not good IMO. Need a goalscorer in the next 2 days.

Made the news in France by the look of things:

17 goals.

Watford winning.

Berahino again then.

Was quite looking forward to this after reading the reports. What now - Plan D?

A new one: http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/491254/7-5m-tug-of-war-for-prolific-international-Newcastle-Everton-transfer-news

He must be desperate to leave.