sempuki

Back to the shit Joelinton. Utter shite.

Appalling shooting again...

That's bollocks.

Goal surely.

Help us VAR.

Look toothless. Shocking volley from Willock.

Certainly wouldn't be able to miss him.

Eddie might even say something after the match. Sounds close.

Looking at that bench tonight, there are not many options in midfield. Think we definitely need a midfielder.

Spurious source:

Shit. It's made the yellow bar on SSN.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2023/01/24/newcastle-verge-beating-chelsea-anthony-gordon-signing/ Panic over. Puke says we are confident of signing him over Chelsea. Ziyech mentioned too.

Need to freshen up the first XI if nothing else. They are starting to look knackered.

A face even his mother doesn't love.

Where art thou embedded tweet?

He knows his stuff so that's probably true. We can do way better than him.

Saka is outstanding.

Maddison back for Leicester today apparently. Wonder if we'll have another go?

Too ugly to fall from the ugly tree and seems a bit of a twat. No way is he worth anything close to £50m. Hope Chelsea gazump us if it's true. Franca sounds decent though.

Poor Scunny might be in the National League North soon.

Booed off. Tragic.

FFS. They've imploded now.

Citeh are useless recently.

Hoping for both. Ritchie and Fraser might be next and will free up spaces. If anyone will have them though.

Obligation, probably if they stay up I'd say.