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What's Carroll doing?

Last chance probably.

Martin Tyler willing on Manure.

Only 4 - thought there would be more than that.

Dodgy Swedish defender coming on.

Shortstaff unexpected...

Wow!

This side has almost no goals in it. Totally fucked this season, no doubt.

Two awful sides. Can't remember a Manure side this poor.

Shit dive.

As tragic as it is, the King is far better than Brewcie. We're going down anyway so it doesn't matter.

Certainly looks to be shite. Looked good when Rafa was here though. Funny that.

Nee wonder no one wanted the job. It'll be even harder after Brewcie goes. The next appointment will no doubt be hilarious.

He does seem particularly shite.

Nee chance of getting the tin tack?

I've just switched over to Pepsi vs Coca Cola on Channel 5. Much better entertainment.

Just woke up from a nap (must be a thrilling game). This game is another write-off then.

Not sure we'll make 15 points this season.

It was a shocker. I was there last night - a proper cup tie. Colchester have now beaten more Premier League teams than Newcastle this season.

It's probably what Ashley would say himself. It's a parody account but a realistic one.

Bruce said we deserved to win on the 2nd half display. I must have watched a different game. I thought we were pezzled for 80 minutes.

Enter AC.

Jason Roy looks thrilled.

Just watched a league 2 game better than this.