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King Alan I'll have you know. That would be hilarious.

Hehe. No surprises.

Jesus man, it’s like when the town drink wins the lottery, end up spending it all on a house in Meadowell with stone lions on the entrance of the drive way, and all the drink in the off licence. Too old for Ashley surely.

Adios.

Ashley has paid £4m apparently and it's all done. That'll come off the "transfer fund".

Shitty behaviour but it's what he does.

Ashley will be delighted the longer this drags on so there is less time for transfers. Wouldn't be surprised if this drags and drags and they go for their 7th choice. Then get rejected.

£45m for Dunk?

All true but still staggering to read.

Championship/League 1 teams are. That's where Sports Direct FC are going.

Another one?

Players are there now apparently only Charnley and Joselu not on the photos I've noticed Yedlin's not there but not a thing has been said about it. Injured according to .com.

Props to Rocky.

The Pardew years all over again...

and he works on his own so he has nobody to help, poor fucka will probably have a heart attack like JK Be interesting to see how many other clubs out of the professional 92 only have 1 senior executive and no board members and how many have that senior executive who was an ex ticket office clerk or secretary I'd guess none.

Considering you are fucked if you standstill in this league and we've gone massively backwards, I'm going to plump for a 10.

Horrifically out of his depth but we knew that already.

That's class. Turned down by the 6th choice. Hope it's true. What scrotum is up next?

Good call. Being a failed former mackem seems a criterion. No compo too.

It would be great if they went for Warnock and he told them to fuck off Ashley would have to pay compensation presumably. I guess it will be some loser out of contract if Brewcie is not coming. Don't care whatever they do.

Carver and Sherla now on SSN endorsing Brewcie. Can't get higher praise than that...

Wildcard - return of Lickspittle? He's deluded enough to take it and would be as cheap as chips.

Where've you got that from? It was on SSN. Bagpuss was on the phone at the time, probably ordering several tubs of lard for his tea.

Not sure if the Warnock as Plan B rumour on Twitter is real or not. A 70 year old Colin Wanker would be hilarious.