LionOfGosforth

I hate that for Chelsea it's basically business as usual. After all the Abramovich stuff, they looked like they might implode as a club. Instead they've gone out and spent a fortune and can apparently spend more and they look quality. Depressing.

This is a tactical mess of Conte's making plus Chelsea have played really well and should have scored more. Have to think their intensity will drop eventually and Spurs could sneak back into this

Spurs have got this horribly wrong so far, not sure what Conte is thinking

Safe pair of hands etc

Cucurella dozing in the sunshine playing Sessegnon onside

"Stamford Bridge shimmers in the sunshine". Yup, stuck with Drury again

Blackburn 2 up, fuck off Bruce you useless hope-draining wanker

No idea how Forest won that but not unhappy WHU lost

Rice even has the Scott Parker spin in his locker

WHU have been pretty shit but could easily have won this 4-1

Williams got a blammer in the knackers

Most of this half has been played in Forest's half but WHU have been wasteful and unconvincing. Also unlucky

I know he gave the pen away but Mckenna is a pretty good defender, gets loads of last gasp blocks in

Bet that fat bitch behind the VAR monitor is having a celebratory cheeseburger

Lingard looks like he rests a heavy weight on his head for an hour before each game

Ever get the feeling you're destined to win a game x2

Interested to see more of Scamacca

Marinakis looks like Pavarotti

Think Forest's defense is a bit underrated, they block a ton of crosses

Ever get the feeling you're destined to win a game

What a shit goal but they deserve it overall probably

Thought the collision looked accidental initially

Penny for Eriksen's thoughts. I can't imagine what he was thinking (beyond cash??) when he made that move, fucking basket case of a club. Hope they fight relegation all season

Not to mention utter panic stations in the final minutes with an equalizer feeling inevitable and half the crowd going home clutching their chests

Not sure if this has been dreadful in an entertaining way or entertaining in a dreadful way. FT