LionOfGosforth

what a shit undeserved goal

Dalot is hopeless like

Early days but Martinez looks like a satisfying waste of money

Big hard slabhead being a cunt with Trossard

Absolutely hate that Eriksen went to this shit show, awful move, would have loved him at the toon, he just looks all wrong in that shirt

What do Man Utd do? Throw more money at it? Right now, they look like a mid table side at best. Early days, Brighton look great, Potter is an excellent coach man.

Fred is useless

Great move, well deserved goal, Man Utd looks awful, slow and lacking in ideas

Brighton look good, will be a handful next week. Trossard looks really skilful, finding Welbeck making excellent runs.

Bloke that used to be on Dragon's Den and wore blue suits? Edit - Simon Woodroffe

Bournemouth 1-0, shit defending from a corner

My goodness, what a brain fart forgetting him

Probably not since the days of Watson, Clark, Howey and Elliott have I felt this optimistic about an academy player breaking through, 30+ fucking years, about time. I can't remember much of anything in the 2000's, I mean Matty Pattison and Paul Huntington FFS. Maybe Brayson around 95, I thought he was going to be our Robbie Fowler, no idea what happened to him.

Missed Gallagher I thought, he was very good for 4-5 months of last season

Don't recall Odegaard doing anything

nice goal Saka, Arsenal a bit flattered by the score I think but they have been decisive and Palace have been limp *edit* deflected goal

It wasn't too bad when he was one of those Radio 5 football analysts and had a 60 second summary of a game to offer. Having him commentate on a 90 minute game is just intolerable. "linguistic thespian" is a good call, i'm sure he feels that way about himself the fucking creep. Some of his proclamations make me want to puke instantly. A commentator really shouldn't make anyone feel this way

Luckily not getting Tyler here on USA channel, he is insufferable like, has been for years

He actually called Zaha "Wilf" earlier, wanted to kick the television in

Drury is such a duck egg, wish he'd piss off back to Radio and leave comms to someone worth listening to

Eze had to score like, what a chance

Not exactly earth-shattering reporting like . The Leeds Chairman (forget his name) already said Harrison not leaving and Maddison, well not exactly putting your neck on the line to say we're not going to pay their asking at this point. Typical of the kind of journalism we often get these days.

Can't even imagine, what a player man