LionOfGosforth

Does literally every fanbase in the country do the ironic "ayyyyyyyy" when a shot flies off target/misses by inches. Fucking tedious shite

Southampton obviously gonna jam this one. Saints or Hull plus Ipswich coming up, Christ

Matsuki is a right creep

All this desperation, hysteria and play-acting, only to be relegated again in 12 months

Saints' players getting on my wick, diving and whining about everything. Goal music to boot...Wankers

Scoreline flattered Bayern really, best team won

Bit late in the day but a ruthless finish like

Was thinking that late in the first half. Bayern could have legitimately scored 7 last week, barely threatened tonight

Kompany been outwitted completely tonight. Who's that little PSG gopher on the touchline? Enrique has him running around like a blue arsed fly

Ref at it again, even the PSG player was laughing

Kvara is even better than I thought, incredible speed of thought and feet, just outrageously gifted. On top of that, he doesn't go down for nowt like most modern wide players.

Bayern don't have enough centrally, everything goes wide, then inside to shoot. They attacked from all angles and areas last week, not nearly good enough.

64th minute. Luis Howe

phalanx. Superb verbiage Michael.

The important thing is, that the team with the best chance to beat Arteta's mob of cunts goes through

Has amazing contact balance, strong as an ox

Love how confident and direct he is. Get him the ball and he just drives at the full back, can go inside or outside, must be a nightmare to defend against.

What a ball and finish man

Already more exciting than the Arsenal game

Inevitable, horrible fuckers.

Wrong thread

Abysmal stuff from the gooners as usual, just a constant search for set pieces, and trying to con FKs and penalties. Any bit of football has been played by Atletico, praying they get through.

Well done Hearts, although it's probably for the best they don't have Dundee in their remaining games

Only 2 added, wasn't Gyokeres down for more than that when Madueke clobbered him earlier?

Christ, they're detestable. Got to hope whichever of the other two they play in the final destroys them