LionOfGosforth

"It means United are still to win successive league games since February and, with new technical director Jason Wilcox watching on, boos from the home fans greeted the final whistle, although they were not as loud as the ones triggered by Ten Hag's decision to take off teenage midfielder Kobbie Mainoo after 65 minutes." Sounds class

Aye keep banging that drum mate, almost like you don't even watch your own team

Lewsing marra

Another week, another Manure jamfest, should have been beaten out of sight first half so stands to reason they'd score late. Cunts.

For a team with a shit midfield and zero creativity, we don't half hit 4+ at home a fair bit

Sheff Wed out of the bottom 3, beating WBA, mad

Man Utd lucky not to be 2 or 3 down, Onana making some cracking saves

What a fun match thread, you'd think we were 5 down to Rochdale

How many home games in a row is that he's scored in?

Got a weird feeling they'll be very awkward opponents, HTL

Villa 0 Bournemouth 1

Pen for Bournemouth

Was think that earlier, he's a 20m player whose value got staggeringly elevated by one good season with Brighton and two clubs with more money than sense getting in a bidding war

Doku doing more in 2 minutes than Grealish did all game

Man City look like they're playing in concrete shoes. Caicedo though

Make sure to check your hair before you sit down Jack

Fair, forgot about him even though i'm sat watching him

I think of the 750m Chelsea have spent in the last 18 months, only the 40m on Palmer has been remotely worth it

Wish McManaman would just stop talking altogether

Caicedo has been a complete waste of money, not even worth half what they paid

Grealish loves an aimless amble before laying it off infield 5 yards. His hair must have taken him a while this morning though, that's the important thing

Another Jackson 1-1 masterclass

Better than Isak in the latest polls though probably

It's not a goal without a useless, pointless VAR check anymore

Brentford 2 up, Luton a pile of shite