LionOfGosforth

Why the fuck keepers can't just catch the ball nowadays i'll never understand

Aye let's not hand them a goal like

Hernandez with a dislocated ear the fanny

Gordon gave him 3 yards there and still pissed on him

Think it was 20m plus 7 in add-ons

The nerve of Dyche complaining about only 4 minutes added, after he set his side up to not bother attacking for 70 minutes

I swear Everton would surely get walloped week after week if it wasn't for Pickford and last gasp desperate defending

Cheaper wasn't he? 27m I seem to recall, good player.

Lovely finish and exactly what Everton deserver for their horrific, negative and dull football. As I type, they win their first corner, useless fuckers.

Everton with 0 corners after nearly 70 minutes . No wonder they haven't threatened a goal

If this was last game of the season with Everton needing the points to stay up, guaranteed they snake it 1-0. Can't see Arsenal not breaking through at some point today though. Everton's only hope is a counter or set piece, exactly what Dyche wants.

84-87, right in the middle of my formative years, they were exceptional. That's about it like

Dyche utterly delighted with this dirge.

Everton look a huge side like, no method though, all power and counter

Nice pass and finish. Everton have looked like a team waiting to concede since the first whistle. Utter losers.

Really want Everton to finally go down this year, feel like i've been saying it since 1994 when they spawned their way out of it against Wimbledon. They always look shit and yet somehow, there's always 3 teams worse.

Thought Poch would sort them out, and he might still in time, but this just illustrates perfectly the insanity of their model and why it generally just won't work.

You can argue that Gordon tries his best to engineer contact but this is basically it in a nutshell. If you don't want to give away a penalty as a GK these days, you don't go clattering after the ball when a collision with a forward is likely. It's just that simple. They get given nowadays and that's it.

Who's knee?

Not great. I don't know what we've been doing for 2 weeks like. Gordon looks good yet again but not much else to feel positive about. HWTL.

Me. Based on having good eyesight. Very true and easily arguable all day long. Fair point. I don't think it's an overreaction at all but time will tell. Think he's a genuinely bad manager and poor fit.

Confidence thing imo

Our game hadn't started yet

Sounds great. Apparently it's turgid, the fans are on the players backs and we're getting shredded. I have so missed our match day threads