Unbelievable

I see a flaw in your plan

Ayoze in the form of his life

GTFI

WTF ref

Fucking incredible for this to happen twice in quick succession. Maybe we need more centre backs on the pitch.

Oh for fuck's sake. Far too easy

We seem well up for this match after the early lapse(s) in concentration

Oh wow, Ayoze almost

Oh do fuck off Mane

Decent bit of play

How ref, for fuck's sake

Normally that's a pen and a sending off no?

Get in!!

Lascelles man, completely lost his man

Ah shit

PHEW

Hope Portsmouth get another so they get an in form Charlton in the semis

2-1 Southend

Some mackem's dark imagination

Get in! Great goal. Kid is on fire

Or so he says. As pointed out, he also said Rafa could have every penny generated by the club.

Not spoke to her in about a year. Anyway at one of the magpie group meetings I got talking to Caulkin, he seemed to be under the impression that she would be back this summer. I think her interview she did in a Middle Eastern newspaper a couple of months ago back up those claims as well. We will see, as ever, it will only come down to if the fat cunt really wants to sell. Theirs plenty of suitors out there for us, just need to shift the elephant in the room, quite literally. As has been the case for a decade now sadly.

Officially safe Edit: somebody now buy us from this horror show owner please!

Excellent result, well deserved