Unbelievable

Not sure how to feel

Imposter. That's what sort of quality pennies buys you Mike.

I do hope we stay up but I will feel so sick seeing him celebrate.

Well, well, well, this is all perfectly set up for last minute heartbreak.

Janmaat is our most dangerous player

Is it? Shifting the blame imo, the utter cuntface

He will "continue to invest in the club"

We're down (unless Hull don't win)

Enjoy the game and the festivities afterwards gents!

Do you remember last seasons "post mortem" where we were all holding our breath to see Pardew get the sack? This will be the same, especially if we stay up, which will have vindicated their decision. They'll have a good laugh about the fans protesting, agree to look very busy this summer yet not appoint anyone and let Carver keep the job without an actual announcement to this effect.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that particular meeting. Hear him try to explain the worst run of consecutive defeats in the club's history achieved by the cretin he appointed only 4 months ago. Fat little c*** squirming away trying to bullshit his way out of it. Tough choice for him here. Does he tell the truth and say it's because he wasn't allowed to bring anyone in until the summer under Ashley's orders in order to save money, or does he take the wrap for it and say it's his decision? Who do you think Charnley reports to?

What are the players to do if they don't train and can't watch or read anything related to football? Is Carver convinced having them watch wrestling all week will get them ready for the biggest match in 6 years?

Us getting a win when we desperately need it after 1 in 30. It's only a 9/10 because Hull might not win.

And he can leave Sunderland pretty soon, too. True

Dick Advocaat crying because he will have just secured a multi million pound bonus

That's it then. We need a win on Sunday or we're almost certainly down. Up to a 9 now.

Somebody better score in the next few minutes or we will be down on Sunday (unless we win )

It's all karma for us sticking with Carver, must be.

Flecther

Do they mention whereabouts he is from? Or whether the man and woman who conceived him were married at the time?

I can't see Chelsea hammering the mackems on the last day of the season when all they want to do is get their hands on that trophy and get drunk at all, so as this game goes on I might actually start hoping for a mackem win to keep Man U interested in their game vs Hull. Edit: what Nobody said.

I have barely seen any football besides NUFC lately, but what is this thing that Arsenal are doing with the ball this far away from their own goal? Are they mad!?

FFS