Unbelievable

It was a statue paid for by the fans too I read somewhere. Must be Mike's twin brother separated at birth. Wonga, unsurprisingly, love dealing with the lowest of the low.

This bit is spot on:

I don't even know what to say about the Carver situation anymore. It's that grotesque.

Llambias wasn't sacked

Please tell me that he of all people didn't say anything about that subject. Is he actually... did he actually... no... He f***ing didn't........ ? Yep, slagged off Coloccini with no hint of irony whatsoever.

Only a one game job unfortunately. 2, second red of the season.

Dummett

Shame, should be 4

Who are these commentators? SDJ is ten times the player he replaces, is that not sufficient justification?

Hopefully

Get in

Bwahahahahaha

They are. Corner

Dear God

Ayoze

Nah man, we're brilliant

Looks like Sissoko jumping for a header.

Almost 2 again

So looks like we will find out if 35 points was enough or not then

Almost 2

How the fuck is this even possible?

Bwahahahaha