Unbelievable

In front of the coolest man on the planet no less

:lol: This railing s*** has absolutely wrecked me. Was ridiculous man, I hopped over the thing and fully slid down a hill. FML Can't wait for the match highlights now. Might be worth renewing my subscription.

Literally too fat to climb a railing properly. You fat f***. hopped it like a pro, the "s*** shoes" (vans) let me down. Got a laugh out of hatem

SanToon's BACK

Profile pic change surely?

Harsh, but Simeone does act like a prat on the touchline tbf.

Love this forum

Excellent turnaround

Danny Welbeck? Please God no!

There's nobody with any credible pedigree upfront. I hope they come good but i'm not expecting them to do a Remy or Ba. Been most impressed with the youngsters. Too early to tell really, although I'll happily conceed I wanted a more proven goal scorer. Alas, we all know what this club is like. Riviere's record in Ligue 1 isn't that much worse than Remy's was. Ayoze's record of 1 in 2 in Segunda is quite impressive for a 20 year old, and Ferreyra's is decent as well. Just have to hope that Carr has found some more underrated players who can step up. As of now, after two seasons of failure, I wouldn't exactly say Cisse's Premiership pedigree is beyond doubt. Rivière is a 1 in 4 lad in France. Remy little worse than 1 in 2. I think Cisse's shot his load. I've said I think we'll struggle for goals. Loic Remy scored 53 in 148 in Ligue 1. Hardly 1 in 2. Look, I'm not saying Riviere or one of the other two are at that level, but I sure hope one of them beats Cisse's 1 in 6 over the past two seasons, or we're dead and burried.

There's nobody with any credible pedigree upfront. I hope they come good but i'm not expecting them to do a Remy or Ba. Been most impressed with the youngsters. Too early to tell really, although I'll happily conceed I wanted a more proven goal scorer. Alas, we all know what this club is like. Riviere's record in Ligue 1 isn't that much worse than Remy's was. Ayoze's record of 1 in 2 in Segunda is quite impressive for a 20 year old, and Ferreyra's is decent as well. Just have to hope that Carr has found some more underrated players who can step up. As of now, after two seasons of failure, I wouldn't exactly say Cisse's Premiership pedigree is beyond doubt.

A bit early to write off our 3 new forwards no, one of whom hasn't even seen the pitch yet, one who has looked decent in 1/2 outings and the last one who although young has shown glimmers of quality in his very limited pitch time? If we are relying on wor Papiss to refind his form from two years ago and fire us to safety we're as good as down.

Knew exactly what he was doing

Masch

Messi

Ajax 1 - 3 PSV

Superb tackle Virginio

Young

Man U

How's that not a booking for Clattermole?

2-1 PSV Narshing

Holy shit