Unbelievable

He isn't coming..

We're now effectively looking at Arsenal and/or Spurs to implode..

It's not even a "who does he think he is" for me. Can you see the likes of Messi or Zidane doing something like this? To me it makes him look a very immature, attention seeking bellend, regardless of whether he manages to fulfil his (alledged) massive talent.

The lad has a seriously inflated opinion of himself. Would be fantastic to see him fail miserably wherever he goes after all the self created hype around his move..

That is one well researched article..

What a bellend.. Why FFS?

Gylfi hasn't signed for Swansea yet, has he?

Doing alright, not been tested at all though. Quite worryingly I'd say he looks quite likely to start for us. It will be him or Vurnon Anita, who is no world beater either.. I would have liked to see Emanuelson being given the chance to take that position after the good year he's had at AC Milan, but he was sent packing by Van Marwijk at the first possible opportunity oddly..

Van Persie scores..

Almost a sixth

That German GK on high balls

Was away for a second, but see the Swiss have scored again

4-3 Reus

So, the way to beat ze djurmans is route 1. Too late to bring Heskey for yous?

BWAHAHAHA that German defense

Ze djurmans score..

Quite satisfying to see that all three assists and goals from the Swiss were created by the players we scouted early and were heavily linked with.

I know this is just preparation matches, but Germany look turbo shit defensively..

Barnetta set up both goals... Missed the first half, so that's 3 he has set up now..

3-1 Switzerland. Good cross Barnetta.

Same, seems I tuned in just in time..