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The pride in Matterface’s voice as he delivers his pre-prepared lines

KDB anytime assist - 9/2 Paddy/Betfair

5/1 paid Bale nicked a close-range header off him at the beginning of the second half but never looked like scoring otherwise.

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Moore AGS - 4/1 Moore card - 5/1 To repeat the double he produced in their opener - 29/1 B365

Done in the first half an hour

Jota over 1.5 shots - 6/5 B365 Same line is 1/7 on Paddy. Had 3 against Hungary. Today will be tougher but he averages over 2 per game fairly consistently for club and country.

Matterface btw

A Graeme Jones training drill.

Lee Dixon bringing a welcome piece of sanity there. ‘Our people have studied it’ ffs

Paddy Power ‘turbo power price’

Completely free £5 bets on both B365 and Paddy Power for the CL final. A money back £5 bet on Coral. Sky offering a free £5 in-play bet when you place a £5 bet in-play. Referee is a card merchant but the odds reflect it.

Also two other winners before Shearer (three-time winner for us). Rob Lee in September 1994 and November 1995, David Ginola in August 1995. Few and far between.

Aye, only two other winners since Shearer. Demba Ba in December 2011 and Krul in November 2013.

Shame there's no Tierney today but trying this card trixie in honour of Attwell, Dean and Pawson's efforts this season. Hause, Tuanzebe and Zaha - the treble being 272/1 B365 Also replacing Ake with Traore for the Kouyate card double - 99/1

No Ake unfortunately. Kouyate looks a great bet, especially given Pawson has replaced Marriner

Guehi card - 7/1 Sky

Toney to score and be carded - 12/1 Billing to score and be carded - 18/1 All four - 202/1 Betfair

He would already be in the book for the foul on Kante if it weren’t for the advantage. I’ve been chucking good money away on an Ndidi card for weeks mind

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Carvalho & Vestergaard cards - 40/1 B365 Taking the singles too. Carvalho is best-price 9/2 with Sky, has 5 cards in 13 games for the U23s. Not sure why Vestergaard is 7/1? Worth a look with Pawson in charge, let’s hope he makes up for being cardless last time out.

Going well this.

Assume the Ake and Walker double at 120/1 goes without saying

Each team to get over 1 card tonight is 5/1 on B365 Coote averages over 3 yellows per game and Fulham have the second-worst discipline in the league. Should be a bit of spite to the game given the circumstances.

Are you missing one? The 5-fold only comes out at around 60/1