The Bonk

☝? Howay man, let's do these cunts!

Boxes with wheels and flames pumping out. Fuck these cunts, hope we win this.

I had a feeling our Monday night record was abysmal and it's fucking grim....... Newcastle United Monday night away stats in the Premier League going back 12 years, showing: Played 19 Won 1 Drawn 3 Lost 15 Goals Scored 9 Goals Conceded 36 So just once in 19 have NUFC kept a clean sheet. Only twice in the last 14 have Newcastle United managed to score a goal. One could say we're due for a win.

I've got Parker, Owen and now Joe Cole's wank opinion blasting through my pre-game feed. Parker has done his best to look like a Bond Villain.

I personally don't feel that way, but can empathize with anyone that might. We've obviously had, what could be somewhat expected, a massive comedown from last season. The current campaign has been a war of mental attrition as we've played so much more football than we've been used to the decade prior.

haven't dipped your toes in his thread, I see. Understandable!

Was a crazy entertaining match. Liverpool we’re far more imposing than City, just couldn’t finish.

Liverpool have really humbled City for most of this match. They are such an offensive force going forward.

He’s been great since coming in for Ederson.

Who do you like out of curiosity?

Salah coming on.

That was a great, very entertaining half. Liverpool threatening every time they break, applying pressure on City’s back line.

put too much on it. Was placed perfectly through for KDB.

Niiiice

Same at Brighton who will be above us if they hold on.

Was just as nasty as McGinn’s. Two footed, caught Williams ankle, should have been red.

Aye, that boils my piss more than Villa getting a spot. Bruno’s mate gets one back for West Ham. Horrible defending from Burnley.

Truly disgusted with his players.

Fair, but, you could argue we did it before them last season.

Boom, 2-0 Burnley.

I’m sure the same was said about us last season.

Toot toot!

Are we still hating Villa from the messiah bedsheet incident? Why do we want the same team’s finishing in the CL each year? I’d rather see Villa get it over Spuds.

Emery’s mug right now