The Bonk

Aye, it’s just awful, non committal defending. Other than Diaz, VVD, most of Liverpool were very pedestrian.

What's he playing at?

Was class from him, arguably their best player on the pitch tonight.

Shame, he was giving the Liverpool backline absolute fits.

How class does that atmosphere look? It's bloody loud for an athletics stadium and still intimidating being so far from the pitch.

Wow, Napoli are on a heater.

Probably not the calibre of club he'd be comfortable going to, but who knows, they have money and will spend it. He'd definitely have more control if that's what he's after.

Man, why'd they let the mad bastard go. Wonder if this puts Gerrard on the hot hot seat? Would Tuchel go to a club like Villa?

Why change what works?

Is there a word template these idiots use? The football is rank and when Liverpool beat Everton on the weekend, the Scouse Mackems will turn on Lampard too.

Pope barely you could make a case for, 8min is absurd. Andre fucking Marriner take a bow, son.

This league is so fucking corrupt, man.

Bent as fuck.

MOM, if you ask me. Nothing he could do for their goal and kept out some good chances while nullifying anything coming into the box.

Billy man, why?

Pav?

Been reckless the entire match. Unreal he hasn't been booked.

Isak barely broken a sweat.

"Giv' im the vagface tinds!"

It's the chillest most emphatic finish you'll see.

Please show Wood with his head in his hands.

HE'S A FUCKING COLOSSOS!!!! HE'S OURS!!!!!

Isak is a Geordie.

I'm quite ashamed to admit I wanted Emery. There's no way in hell we'd be this good under him, wor Eddie all day, baby.