The Bonk

Wait! I thought they were doing the moment of silence for the bloke that quit SAFCTV. Whoops!

It's as if the cunt died. Sorry!

"Lackaquolla-ee. Lackaquolla-ee. Definitely. Lackaquolla-ee. Aye?" Both of them are looking everywhere but the camera. magical.

I suppose the scoreline is actually representative of how we played. Embarrassing, really.

Fuck off

Let Dallas run free into the box and score from a header. Longstaff should have cleared just before, though.

And that’s why he should’ve come on for Beg Jow Aye, Miggy's got no business defending anywhere near our goal. Should be just above clearing the ball from our half, what Longstaff failed to do.

Miggy loses him as well. Ugh, we're shit.

Plucky, with the odd moment of luck or individual brilliance.

Love a Clark goal from nowhere.

What a cross by Murphy. Expect Wilson to bury that 9 out of 10 times.

Don't recall him doing a single positive thing that half.

Was that Murphy that let Bamford go? Fucking hell.

Is testing positive a "pass".

What a flick on by Wilson. Tidy finish from Hendrick.

He should download Bruceblocker. Comes preinstalled on Bruceball 2.0.

Yeah, could go either way. Leeds are clearly a much better footballing side than us, but this season have shown that doesn't always translate to results. Be outplayed and hope to nick something, great times. You left out hoping for injuries to key players from the other side. Similar to how we beat Everton.

That was embarrassing and Brighton haven't had a similar result since. Leeds are capable of performing the odd moment of brilliance, so could quite easily be a dicking, but maybe Bruceball will cancel out their possession and threat, then we get them on the counter or when we're actually able to string together a few passes in the opposing half. Brighton played like that for about 5-6 games start of the season and were very unlucky with results (Chelsea & Man U spring to mind). If we prepare properly and don’t just go ‘same again lads’ like we’ve done a couple of times, we should beat them. They've played well, agreed. I meant more that they played us off the park in that match, where other games it's not been that straightforward. Agree with everything you've written.

That was embarrassing and Brighton haven't had a similar result since. Leeds are capable of performing the odd moment of brilliance, so could quite easily be a dicking, but maybe Bruceball will cancel out their possession and threat, then we get them on the counter or when we're actually able to string together a few passes in the opposing half.

Just saw the goal, that is some strike.

Yeah, can't see them bouncing straight back up, either. Gotta think the others in the shit have more about them than Sheffield.

Had 6 goals last year, suppose they were hoping he'd build on that, but he's not got much about him in this side.

Playing with a complete lack of confidence, Southampton have been fantastic this game, but there's zero tenacity or urgency from Sheffield. Playing like they're already down.

Sheffield are proper wank. 79% possession for Southampton.