The Bonk

@et tu brute nailed on. We are forever living rent free in their thick skulls.

“That was class, now fucking stop it, please and thank you. It’s Mag behaviour not becouth of Marradom.” Some of them are absolute weapons.

Signing Maddison will help me finally get over our abysmal showing at theirs last season. SIGN. HIM.

Completely aligned with you, mate.

Without fans/supporters, there is no game. Tinkering with something not needing tinkering with alienates said fans. Anyways. I am old and resistant to change for the sake of change.

Was that the season where it surfaced that John Terry shagged his wife? I mean, not funny, but kinda is. Terry is a prick of the highest order.

It’s insane, as dumb as VAR for removing the theatre from the game. I am for goal line technology, the rest of these changes are removing chance, luck and romanticism from the game. I’ll go shake my fist at a cloud now.

They’re running out of marramates.

Class. We’re an actual club again! (Keep having to remind myself) Not a marra in sight.

Must suck to be a Mackem. “See me, see me, hey ??, HEEEEERYR!!!!”

Poor lad can't buy any luck.

Aye, came off his line and collected with aplomb.

Big Joe has put a hole in Rafa's boot.

Scott Parker springs to mind.

Wilson wasn't the sharpest when given opportunity (on the ball). It's fine.

I thought he was too central in the goal and should have leaned towards his left more. Not sure that helps him stop an amazing strike like that, though.

When the camera panned out to show the entire complex, it looked awesome. Training facilities next door, with Lisbon as a backdrop. Class.

Yes, poor lad was Bruce'd to high hell. Hopefully this form carries into the season.

I'm hoping this is just the beginning of Miggy's redemption arc.

MIGGGGGGGY! TRIPS!!! I'M LOVING THIS MATCH!

They play some lovely stuff heading towards our goal.

Botman with an immense tackle.

Was Pope out of position there? You know they're trying to curl that in over the wall. Not impressed with him so far.

Had a feeling they'd score from that. What a strike!