The Bonk

Klopp, close thread.

The messages in a bottle? Hoyed into the North Sea out of protest, Marra.

They have them in the stand at Goodison. It’s horrible.

In a heartbeat. He’s a player that fits into Howe’s system.

Or darted in on goal, waste of a glorious chance.

This is a marraclass of mackematics. I enjoyed the cherry picking of a single stat to illustrate an entire run of form riddled with luck, which will “eventually run out”. *chef’s kiss* ??

That's a steal for Targett, considering Villa paid almost £14m to Southampton for him.

Oooh...with us losing the last day to seal Everton's fate? (sorry @Neil)

If they offer daft money, maybe, but he could do a Vardy and stay put. If I were him, depends what other players are brought in come summer.

I bet he stays if they're playing in the CL.

Aye, scoring when expected. Villa were much better first half (sound familiar?), should have scored 1, maybe 2 goals, but have just capitulated like we did.

If Levy releases funds and Conte get's in some more quality for Spurs, they could be formidable domestically and abroad. (bigger threats to Liverpool, Man City, and deep runs in CL is what I mean)

Sounds like the Swansea who did well last time in the Prem. If you do get into a promotion position next year, that type of football could keep you up.

Lack of end product? Good save by Lloris? Watkins should have scored.

Don't agree, the follow through had nasty intent.

How’s that not a yellow on Mings?

Spurs holding on here.

Aye, very tasty. Good pace, lots of chances, decent atmosphere.

Too lazy to look at the table, your lot close to the playoffs?

Doherty seemingly crocked.

If West Ham can do it, why can’t we?

Had some friends that lived near by there years ago, love that area of north London.