The Bonk

Fair enough, he was obviously a very physical player, loved a crunching tackle/red card.

"Vincent Kompany can take inspiration from Wayne Rooney as Burnley look to bounce back to the Premier League" https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12621585/vincent-kompany-can-take-inspiration-from-wayne-rooney-as-burnley-look-to-bounce-back-to-the-premier-league Goes on to not mention any reference of said inspiration. Why did Kompany retire at 33? Kinda insane to be managing Burnley at 36.

Keep giggling at this.

Yup, I'm not worried about Belgium or Morocco, think we can get results there as long as we don't constantly make stupid defensive errors. Croatia are always consistently good, well drilled and seem to make most tournaments with relative ease.

It. Never. Fails. They can't go a few weeks without some sort of embarrassment.

This will dee just fine: I'm dead and wait, BEDSHEETS???? That's mag behaviour, Marra!

@ManDoon the posh kid and that con artist sitting at a boardroom table is just too perfect a scenario. Wish we had some tasty screengrabs from when they were hounding out Short.

Knew he'd be poking around this mess. Gerrin'! The fucking tiger rug, maaaaaan.

Aye, it’s a no brainer and for him to be the first signing of the window is nice lil nod of good things to come. He came here and immediately settled into the team, took to the club, fans and acted like a model pro.

Bruno will be stoked.

Stones?

it really is.

Yet they weren't good enough and hounded out. Yet we're the delusional ones.

Some actual wit on display in that thread.

Did what was asked of him under Rafa, should have been transferred with promotion and wasn't because of the fat fuck previously in charge. You're being harsh on him, mate!

Right on fucking queue. THE BEWK OF MARRA™ NEVER LIES

He'll no doubt have insight, but I'd hope to fuck it's a data driven decision more than anything.

I’m giving this the love it deserves.

These cunts look hard as nails. I approve of them as our feeder club.

Honestly, I don't mind him as a 3rd-4th option, there's goals in him if he gets his confidence up.

Ryder will Tweet something inconsequential about this tomorrow. As he's put his notifications on snooze for 3pm onwards. Which is tolerable, whereas Edwards is in need of help and removal from social media.

He honestly couldn't be more useless as a 'professional journo'. Do other clubs have these wankers in their press ranks? Or are we lucky enough to be associated with the worst of the worst?

I've always giggled at "BeHeddie". One of their wittier moments.

It'll be some no-mark chancer again, that's slightly wealthier than the chancer's they currently have. They are on a high right now, usually followed by a massive comedown, such is their constant story arch.