The Bonk

That'll do nicely. Happy birthday to me.

4 minutes!!!! You cheating cunts!!!

Heading for the exits, you cunts!!!

We know Same with your avatar, eh mate?

I'm not sure if there is a birthday fairy, but I'm asking for a result today for mine(It's close, so this is justified). That's all I want, some form of points please. Oh and some kinky sex with the missus, but the red wine gets her going, so that's nailed on.

Stellar.

Him and Henderson look like they have a touch of the Down's. I really like soccer saturday but the complete inability of windass to string more than two words together that mean anything really leaves me puzzled as to why he is on Well at least it stops him licking windows all day. We don't know what he does the other 6 days of the week, mate.

Fucking LOL!

Him and Henderson look like they have a touch of the Down's.

Yup, the Villains.

From rtg Awe, why did you have to go and do that.

Cringing at the thought of RTG right now.

Fuckin' hell, we should have beat Stoke. Cunts.

Best cup round in years!!!(no bias )

I fucking love it when we win unexpectedly! Take a bow, son! Last time Goodison saw talent like that it was sold to Manu. Unibomber, bottom right hand corner. (Hence the BOOM?)

Have Man City been poor or have the Mackems stepped up their play? The fuck is going on here?

Bet he'll curl in a screamer 35 yards out when we play against City. That and a Milner free kick.

Tevez, how the fuck did you miss that? Keeps getting worse with every replay.

Ha! The faces of the subs on the Man City bench, Given looking the most peeved.

Stop posting from the bath for a start.

Hes here! Kinda looks like Jenas.

At a combined age that is larger than our entire squad. Take note, you cunts.

TO THE NET, SHOLA!!!! THE NET!!!

Scholes turns 100 this year and he's got a shit ton more pace than Nolan.

Bye Wayne, thanks for playing!