The Bonk

He's shit and you fucking know it. Now is the part of your life when you stop being an asshole. Enjoy it.

That stunt generated 5million hit's to their website. Read the whole case study, was brilliant. (I'm an art director)

Wow, one flick on for the whole game, now an equalizer. PERFECT!!!

Carroll!

Game over.

FUCK!

What a ball by Jonas.

GET IN!!!

It's FOOTball, why can't he play with a broken hand? Is there some rule where you can't play with a cast in fear of smacking someone with it?

Everton are pissing this. Should be about 5-1. Hull keeper with an awful miss and it subsequently hit's Garcia in the face and in. Perfect. That's more like it.

Nicely taken by Donovan.

Everton are pissing this. Should be about 5-1. Hull keeper with an awful miss and it subsequently hit's Garcia in the face and in. Perfect.

Off Garcia's face and in. Awesome!

Everton done in by the linesman again. Yak looked onside.

What the fuck was the linesman looking at? Too scared to make the call?

Yak has his pen shout saved, but the Hull keeper was off the line before he even shot. What exactly was the linesman doing? Now Hull score, which probably wouldn't have happened had Yak scored.

Christ, fell asleep near the end and it got pretty ugly there. Oh well, 3pts and roll on Barnsley.

Making a fucking meal of it now!!!

Fuck.

On comes Flapjack.

What a miss.

Put your shirt on, you fat fuck. Looked like Ashley's bastard son, fucking embarrassing.

Fucking Harley!!!!

It is absolutely pissing down there. Not like the pitch can get any worse.

Berbatov.