The Bonk

Is that you Shola?

Just want one of me own, mate. Can you fault me for that? Can you?

The Eurocopter Dauphin, silly.

Uhhh.... dude, he like totally Eurocopter's... there's a difference, okaaaay? Like, OMZOGGY! I hope little Mickey feels quite the fool riding around in a 2million quid Eurocopter Dauphin. It's Dolphin, stupids!

Same deal, and its going to be rough. Well done, Mr. Douglas.

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Make an effort, mate. Get some pals round and get bladdered! It's trampy, but cool. I've got one mate over here in Toronto that's a Geordie, my bro moved to Vancouver a few years ago. Thus, I'm left all alone. Could be forced into being bladdered if the score line goes our way.

Good atmosphere in the Everton game.

Where's this from, Ben the tree man?? No, from elsewhere, Ben's in Israel. Berba's agent said he won't be going in Jan, Comolli said the same, then Dad says he wants to move and now his brother. Only thing that will keep Berba in January is clubs not agreeing a fee imho. You're pretty funny with your with your info and who's here and there at Spurs. Not taking the piss, I just find it a little humorous. "Ben's out of country", Comolli said "this", Levy said "that".

From the comfort of my fuckin' bed. Match kicks off at 7:45am, too harsh.

Why wouldn't he make a difference? In fact, I'm willing to go out on limb and say he will be the difference maker on Saturday.

Reminded me of Barca's for some reason. Could be the colour's.

Sparks, you left out the best part: http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/Stephen%20Ireland-thumb.jpg

Haha... you'd have no idea unless what's his face mentioned it on the commentating.

"Scorpion Dry Lager" - Yikes, I shudder to think what that pish tastes like. What a goal by Ireland!

Yes, like Sven Goran Eriksson. Until you get beaten 6-0 and then you have to sack them, and then 'go British', until that manager gets beaten and then you have to sack them, and 'go foreign'. It's at times like this I wish many fans would go bloody interstellar rather than foreign, and launch themselves into the sun. Portsmouth aren't Chelsea. We are at home. We haven't played some excellent football. None of our new signings have looked as good as Elano. We are not 3rd. Whilst I agree with your sentiments, that is a very poor example. exactly i was thinking! No, you weren't thinking. CD, how do you know we won't string together 4 wins on the trot and play some good football along the way. Citeh have been lucky, awful, and good this season. It's a pretty fair comparison if you ask me. I don't know. Maybe we will. But we certainly haven't so far and that's what alot of our fans are changing Sam on. Like I said, we aren't 3rd (okay 5th). If we where alot of fans would take this defeat more kindly. The result looks like it had been coming, can't say teh same for Citeh. Those fans think we're a better team than we actually are, is what it boils down to. This is the low point of our season (I hope), it's up to the lads and Allardyce to realize this and string together better performances. Gut-check time, basically. See who's up for the task and who needs to be shipped out in January. Then, the second half of the season will determine our core squad and it's up to Sam to get us the needed ingredients.

Mongtastariffic!!!

Yes, like Sven Goran Eriksson. Until you get beaten 6-0 and then you have to sack them, and then 'go British', until that manager gets beaten and then you have to sack them, and 'go foreign'. It's at times like this I wish many fans would go bloody interstellar rather than foreign, and launch themselves into the sun. Portsmouth aren't Chelsea. We are at home. We haven't played some excellent football. None of our new signings have looked as good as Elano. We are not 3rd. Whilst I agree with your sentiments, that is a very poor example. exactly i was thinking! No, you weren't thinking. CD, how do you know we won't string together 4 wins on the trot and play some good football along the way. Citeh have been lucky, awful, and good this season. It's a pretty fair comparison if you ask me.

It's time we faced up to the reality that teams like Pompey are simply bigger and better than us. In all reality we are a lower-rung premier league team with a fairly formidible home ground which keeps us from getting relegated each year. Any kind of genuine quality will bring us undone every time, ditto any kind of genuine heart. Pompey played decent, top 8 standard EPL football. You simply cannot play football like that when you have the likes of Milner, Butt, Smith and (on todays form) Barton in your side. Simply put, we have the three shortest attackers going around on. They have one of the most physically big and strong back lines going. So our entire attack is lobbing in balls at head height to their defensive line. A-Grade tactics there. Like any professional outfit would do, they've sent that s*** back with interest. Better, yes, a bigger club? No. Harry has done quite well with them and it has taken a few years. Allardyce has had months, chill out. That goes for the rest of you knee-jerkers. Tbf, did Pompey get bummed by Newcastle 4-1 at Fratton Park? What does that have to do with anything? The point in your first post seems to be in a few years Sam will sort it out the same way Harry sorted out Portmouth and that patience is needed. Whilst this might happen, you have to concede that most managers that take a while to get things going don't get whooped at home by their league rivals. That's what happens to the Roeders and Souness' of the world. Why not? Teams get whooped all the time. Recall Liverpool taking one on the chin to Arse last season. 10 minutes of shitty football, mate. It doesn't mean anything long term. I think Sam deserves the season.

It's been two months FFS Anyway, dreadful result today but by all accounts it was a fluke start so I wouldn't put too much stock in it. Last weeks game was much more worrying. Thank fuck, somebody else on here has common sense. When a team is rebuilding, it's going to have some results like this. Get a grip, people.

It's time we faced up to the reality that teams like Pompey are simply bigger and better than us. In all reality we are a lower-rung premier league team with a fairly formidible home ground which keeps us from getting relegated each year. Any kind of genuine quality will bring us undone every time, ditto any kind of genuine heart. Pompey played decent, top 8 standard EPL football. You simply cannot play football like that when you have the likes of Milner, Butt, Smith and (on todays form) Barton in your side. Simply put, we have the three shortest attackers going around on. They have one of the most physically big and strong back lines going. So our entire attack is lobbing in balls at head height to their defensive line. A-Grade tactics there. Like any professional outfit would do, they've sent that s*** back with interest. Better, yes, a bigger club? No. Harry has done quite well with them and it has taken a few years. Allardyce has had months, chill out. That goes for the rest of you knee-jerkers. Tbf, did Pompey get bummed by Newcastle 4-1 at Fratton Park? What does that have to do with anything?

I think it's a lack of confidence, mate. Seems to sweep through the team from the back line forwards. The key is to get a core group of players comfortable playing with each other and have been for years. Pretty much what Pompey are right now.

Oh dear. Quite.

It's time we faced up to the reality that teams like Pompey are simply bigger and better than us. In all reality we are a lower-rung premier league team with a fairly formidible home ground which keeps us from getting relegated each year. Any kind of genuine quality will bring us undone every time, ditto any kind of genuine heart. Pompey played decent, top 8 standard EPL football. You simply cannot play football like that when you have the likes of Milner, Butt, Smith and (on todays form) Barton in your side. Simply put, we have the three shortest attackers going around on. They have one of the most physically big and strong back lines going. So our entire attack is lobbing in balls at head height to their defensive line. A-Grade tactics there. Like any professional outfit would do, they've sent that s*** back with interest. Better, yes, a bigger club? No. Harry has done quite well with them and it has taken a few years. Allardyce has had months, chill out. That goes for the rest of you knee-jerkers.

Feel better?