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The Bonk

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  1. I agree, Dr. Spectrum is always a great read on this forum. Seems like a top bloke.
  2. I agree with Stevie, 'Pool are the leaders in the ways of plastic support and I hate them for it. You get these numpty's who think that Arsenal are too french, that it's too obvious to be a Wanc and that Chelski are nothing but a bankroll. So, they think they're so fucking smart in supporting a club like Liverpool, who they have no ties to except the aforementioned logic. I think I hate those cunts more than Liverpool itself.
  3. I'm surprised he didn't release a statement saying that he wishes he did hit her. "I don't hit women, but if there was anybody that was asking for it...." If Cisse was still with 'Pool, I'm sure they'd have a good laugh about it.
  4. I'm willing to bet those slippers are resting on the back of a human ottoman. Probably his gran or summick. "Steady the ship you old cunt, me feet are slippin oof!"
  5. That was for her looking at him without permission.
  6. The Bonk

    Only 48,000 today?

    Interesting read that like. actually that would have been an interesting read if it wasnt innacurate. This geordie seems to have it in hes mind that newcastle apparantly won the uefa cup 61 to 70's era. Sadly for you guys that didnt actually happen. Its a sad day when you have to make up scenarios to make your history appear more exciting. For all the people who either didnt know or forgot, you lot havent actually won a single trophy since 1955 (i know i keep repeating this but this article proves to me that some of you are clueless on this FACT). OH wait a minute i was wrong and i appologise, you guys actually won the 'Texaco cup' in 74 and 75, the 'Anglo-italian cup' in 73, the inter-city fairs cup in 69 and last but definatly not least the 'intertoto cup' in 2006. Where's yours?
  7. Did someone erase them already or summick?
  8. yeah - and then we'll have roeder on .cock friday saying that carr always "does the job" and that he he a joy to work with, and all sorts of bollocks - and we'll be right back where we started. i seriously think nobby is one of the major reasons for our last two performances - finally we have a footballer in defence, and taylor looks much much more comfortable! steve fuckin carr - hope we'll never see him play for us again! Was Carr this bad when he played for the Spuds?
  9. It'sss jusst fabballaaaaassss....
  10. Presumably went to some kind of hairdressers. Well duh I just didnt think people with hair like that could get it straightened like that! Petroleum Jelly usually does the trick. We still talking about hair? Yeah, you're the one that went off about 'big cocks'. I was just saying that he put Jelly in his hair and I'm not willing to harber a guess as to what you used it on him for.
  11. I think coming from behind against Celta Vigo (which was quite tough after conceding so early) and today's victory despite the Martin's incident shows that we aren't going to roll over after facing some adversity. I think it's quite important to not let up against Frankfurt and keep this run going into the match with Reading. Which I'm sure the lads and everyone else agree's with.
  12. Presumably went to some kind of hairdressers. Well duh I just didnt think people with hair like that could get it straightened like that! Petroleum Jelly usually does the trick.
  13. First game after Souness went. Not really the same thing. Apart from the result, I suppose not, eh mate?
  14. Sibierski had to be a panic buy/free, his impact doesn't change that. Well, so what, he's proved you wrong all season. Not sure if you can read proper, but the title of the thread is: ***The Official Antoine Sibierski appreciation thread*** Now, back to the subject at hand. Well fucking done, Sibby!
  15. Was it not Portsmouth that we beat last year, at home, to get things rolling in the right direction?? It was a big match for Shearer, obviously, but were we still pants at that point? I've tried to block out much of last season as I have most of this season.... Well done to the Sib, Dyer, Emre and Martins today and a good win for the lads. Let's keep it rolling into Jormany and at home to Reading.
  16. ehehe thank you dude .. what a good expressions hah i like that Thought you might. Nice picture in your avatar.
  17. A person from Manchester is called a Manc for short. (Sounds like Mank) Also, Manchester United Supporters are referred to as Manc's or as the rest of the world knows them, Wankers. So, to narrow it down even further, you substitute the "M" with a "W" and you get Wanc, Wanc United, Wanc Face... etc. That's yours, take it home, chew it, it's delicious.
  18. I can see how you removed all the difficult expressions from that statement to make it easier for a foreigner to read. anyway i didnt understand what he mean that exactly nevermind mate the only one is important " this night was incredible " Any night the Wanc's get dealt with is a good night.
  19. I can see how you removed all the difficult expressions from that statement to make it easier for a foreigner to read. Damn, I was hoping to be a touch more subtle with that. Haha..
  20. I agree with this, but I worry about Nobby's endurance over the full 90. He seemed okay today, but will he be able to maintain pace at league standards??
  21. Haha... this thread is a good time. Murwinduck, I rate Tuncay, mate. Wasn't slighting him in the least. Loved watching him score against the Wanc's back when. 3 class goals that night, although the third was tucked home off a sweet through ball. His first that night was incredible.
  22. The Bonk

    Fener - Palermo

    Don't look now mate, but we're on top. :winking: Yeah dude . but i just wanna say this critical part . We know you are on top and we wanna you still this .. And win the Frankfurt match... I don't get it, mate? You want us to win the group or not? dude i just wanna one thing .. its you will win the frankfurt match .. So Frankfurt will eleminate and we will easly defeated them :D Sounds good to me.
  23. if you loose the frankfurt match we will see dude we will see... Dont worry.. We aren't worried, are you?
  24. So you're a Norwich supporter?? No mate . Canary is the symbol of the Fenerbahce... İ am exactly Fan of Fenerbahce.. And Tonight we won aganist palermo with our 55.000 fans like me... Well done, mate. There was only http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b228/Geordiebootboy/attendance.png , but that's still plenty more than what we had out at St. James. Cracking goal from Tuncay, he's a dandy little player.
  25. The Bonk

    Fener - Palermo

    Don't look now mate, but we're on top. :winking: Yeah dude . but i just wanna say this critical part . We know you are on top and we wanna you still this .. And win the Frankfurt match... I don't get it, mate? You want us to win the group or not?
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