The Bonk

Fuck off man

I’ll give The King credit, he ages quite well.

Probably. Just like Everton and Wolves.

He’s regressed without Andersen next to him.

Right? Wideboy Parrish and their sideways step fanbase getting humbled is a slight recourse for the summer shenanigans.

How can we blame Guehi for that goal?

Meslier is dogshit, always has been.

Clocked him right away too.

Porto manager is something else.

Did this blerk leave? https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/newcastle-united-appoint-dr-ian-mitchell-as-head-of-psychology

Elfsborg or the match? That name is mint!

That was a lovely strike, he and Barnes have that in them.

I mean the whole stinking tournament, for the record.

Horrific keeping and the sickening part is that they're probably going to win this. "All I do is win trophies" Ten Hag.

Aye, don't like him one bit at left back. Doesn't suit him at all nor does he look comfortable there.

That's completely fair and reasonable. I really hope we find a Semenyo type player who can take on two or 3 players to open up space for others or drill the ball into the back of the net.

I think we created chances, they were just ugly, broken up, deflected or errant crosses that found the touchline instead of a player. Our corners and other set pieces were pretty dire.

Had some chances to get a second that were either blocked smartly or indirectly through ones face being in between an open net and Willock's shot. They did absolutely nothing but block and clog up the box effectively. Like us under Bruce, ride your luck until something fortunate happens that you can eek out a result.

Thought they were too, didn't budge an inch with ten players in the box for 85min.

We're through, that's all that matters and I don't think we played bad given the players we had on the pitch. They had some lucky blocks that kept the score as is. That poor lad that took Willock's shot to the face the prime example.

Got left on an island there.

That was silky cross from Gordon.

Willock with the killshot, poor lad took it square in the face.

I hope so, he's looked out of place there.

He's a "I wasn't backed enough this summer" quote away from going full Scott Parker.