The Bonk

I picture him sitting in the corner of executive board meetings groaning and making noise undermining the current executive branch after being told to "shut it" when previously expressing "you're doing it wrong" to anyone that came after his retirement. Now they've FINALLY had enough and he's been turfed completely.

@madras true, his Scouse immunity will wear off eventually. 3-4 'pitch injustices' should have him gnashing teeth and chastising media in no time.

Sanctimonious narcissistic prick in full of shit shocker. Been amazing not hearing Klopp’s nonsense this season and Slott doing well without the need for attention makes me hate Liverpool .000005% less. Hopefully Arteta pisses off in the next season or two as well.

Aye, like they haven't done the damage themselves. Feels like the opposite needs to happen as we all know who has deeper pockets and better lawyers. Love the drama this has brought to an international break that's usually 2 weeks of football boredom. ❤️

I desperately wanted it to be a flex.

Ahhhhh....the Anti-Cantona collar.

I cannot, for the life of me, as a designer (digital albeit) understand why or what the fuck purpose that horrific collar serves? The non pro version has a normal collar and it looks infinitely better. The rest of his fade? I had the same hair 15 years ago, when it was first fashionable.

Ex-colleague cofounded this: http://Machinefootball.com Graeme Le Saux on their board, tempted to book a demo.

He was shaking his head on the touchline when Brighton drew level looking at the ground. You knew, he knew, it was only a matter of time before Brighton got their 3rd. Watching Spuds lose like that provided some softening of our result Saturday.

Ground is half full, that’s unbelievable.

He’s quality, just annoying to look at.

Yup, Bruno was unlucky not to score and if Gordon does the same penalty shot he does against City, we’re 2-0 up at the half. xG of 1.73 backs that up. Plenty of positives to take away for the break and hopefully a striker or two coming back in that time.

Bruno and Gordon should have had us way ahead. These are tragic and are one “switch off” defending gaff away from beating us. Absolutely hate the Scouse fucking Mackems, man.

Now get one from open play!

Fuck me man

Give it, you arsehole.

Fuck off man

I’ll give The King credit, he ages quite well.

Probably. Just like Everton and Wolves.

He’s regressed without Andersen next to him.

Right? Wideboy Parrish and their sideways step fanbase getting humbled is a slight recourse for the summer shenanigans.

How can we blame Guehi for that goal?

Meslier is dogshit, always has been.

Clocked him right away too.

Porto manager is something else.