The Bonk

He looks like a kid at the Circus for the first time in that one picture (where he's standing up).

Yep, and movies like Being Jon Malcovich and Adaptation. He also acted in a few, most notably Three Kings. The guy directed skateboard vid's too and is co owner of Girl Skateboards. In other words, he's my fucking hero.

I once saw a bloke wearing the same kit on that shower of shit program, "Cheaters". He was just in the background, but I thought it was funny.

5-19,500. There abouts.

"The House, The Jesus Built" is more fucking like it.

blueyes.gif Ben Haim has the quality to oust Carvalho. Terry isn't going anywhere, but I suppose he'll (Ben Haim) be on the bench until there is an injury. It'll be interesting to see how Sidwell and Haim fit into the mix.

What Wullie said. Hopefully it will give Barton a bit of incentive to perform better for us. Not that it should mind, but you know what I'm getting at.

Perpetuating a myth, mate. Why wouldn't we get in a CB, then sort out the RB/LB positions?

"Time to buy players, dum dum" http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/Gazoo.jpg

Due to the climate, less physical nature of the league and demands on him, he should be able to extend his career by at least 2 years. I think Man U would have done the CL with him up front. Missed his finishing in front of goal. Aye but they turned into a team when it came to goalscoring this season, they don't pass the ball for him to score anymore, and their goals came from more than one player, but as i said a player like Ruud will find it far easier to score in the La-Liga than here. True, they looked like Arsenal did during the undefeated run. I still think the Ronaldo's and Rooney's would have scored and played a larger impact, but you're right in saying they'd have looked for Horseface more often than nowt.

Quite over the top description I think, by little Sam. "(*)" (*)= Depicts Bonk pointing to "Glenn Time" sign and not "Sammy Lee Time", although, The Bonk nod's silently in approval of the "Over the top" comment Delima noted.

Due to the climate, less physical nature of the league and demands on him, he should be able to extend his career by at least 2 years. I think Man U would have done the CL with him up front. Missed his finishing in front of goal.

Do you think when people come to talk to him during "Glenn Time", he say's nowt and just points to the sign?

Link Before leaving for a family holiday in Croatia, Viduka told me today: "I have played at St James' Park quite a few times now for Leeds United and Middlesbrough, and I have always felt it was a great place to play. "Now it is going to be different having all the those supporters cheering me on, and I keep imagining what this is going to be like. "And, to tell the truth, I cannot wait for it to happen come August." Viduka has signed a two-year contract with United also having the option to keep him for another 12 months if they want. And as things stand at the moment, Sam Allardyce is perfectly happy with the strike force of Viduka, Michael Owen, Obafemi Martins and Shola Ameobi that he will have available to him. Viduka added: "Everyone knows that the strike force Newcastle United already have is top-class and I am looking forward to playing with them. "Hopefully I can bring another dimension to how the team plays, as well as chipping in with some goals." Get in! Top man! Nowt that I expected him to say any different, but it's nice to hear it anyway. [Please don't link directly to copyrighted images - http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,19161.0.html]

Taking the Mackems with them. Back to level ground.

No, they're late with everything.

Saw this pic on Sky Sports website: http://images.skysports.com/images/playerpics06_07/Premiership/Newcastle/barton_allardyce.jpg Sam must be driving Barton down to Larndon. Want's to tell the cunts we've signed him himself.

S Blame the FA, they like to have there pushover patsy's in place. Big Phil would have done wonders for England. Instead, they install a shittier English version of Sven. Though, if they had half a brain, we'd be up shit's creek still stuck with Roeder.

I think Mick would give him a look at Wolves, he played lots of kids this past season. My mate at work is a big Wolves supporter, thinks it's not out of the realm of possibilities. Wouldn't mind Edgar in League 1, either. If he'll play there more, then you're right, but I think he can handle the Championship.

How do you explain foreign players doing well Internationally that play in England, Bluf mate?

Agreed, Albion or Wolves would be a good shout.

Will he be with the club next season or loaned out? Any news?

Wait, just found this as well: http://www.thefa.com/England/SeniorTeam/NewsAndFeatures/Postings/2006/08/Hargreaves.htm

^^ Ahem ^^ Also: http://www.thefa.com/England/SeniorTeam/NewsAndFeatures/Postings/2006/08/HargreavesGreece.htm Is that good enough?