The Bonk

Thought he had waited slightly too long to release Partey, but nope, was perfect.

Poor guy has worked himself hospital sick. Heal up, Eddie, hope lads get a big win for you tomorrow!

Everton are hopeless in the final third.

Guy is quality, great signing for them.

Weezerwooshing

He’s not in the team.

Scrappy game so far

To be fair to O’Reilly, he struck it on a difficult volley.

The Karl Darlow Effect™️

Loved visiting Alnwick castle when visiting as a bairn, my second favourite next to Bamburgh.

5 unanswered goals. It was a foot away from being 3-0, then Kamada did his thing for KDB to fuck their shit up. Crazy game. (page 4000!)

Nice volley from the kid.

Aye

Cunts are doing the poznan

Eze knackered

Palace have capitulated here.

True, both teams weren’t bothered with defending.

Palace look horrible now, after being well on top for a good portion of the first half.

Matty Cash getting rinsed every time.

Spurs makes the most sense, doesn't have to leave London, will probably get them top half next season.

I hope you do, only because you’re as sound as they come. 👍🏻

It's too well written and cliché to not be a WUM post.

The Sheets To Never Forget™️

Can you feel it?