The Bonk

No fret and Leon Bailey is back to his worst.

NUFC under Ashley bad.

Danny Ings His most impressive feat is rescuing that hairline.

Potter looking a lot healthier than slumped on the Chelsea bench previously making faces of regret. Should return to that state by March.

That's the baseline and there's what, maybe 3-4 clubs (Bayern, PSG, Real, Liverpool?) that can afford that fee. Arsenal , nahhhh.

All signs point to this transfer being a MISS

PL Experience price, but he's got 11 goals and 5 assists in all competitions, he's no slouch.

Best angle for me, shit eating grin, beak that's battered and bruised. He's our on pitch Scouse Scally and a top lad off it.

The way the game should be played. (according to them ) Nice of them to be guardians of the game.

Guy is whack. Exact same shite that Ange was pedalling in the same manor. Talking shite while looking away from the camera and reporter because it's complete bollocks.

GET IN!!!!! FUCK YOU ARSENAL!!!!

Have you seen his thighs? Ms @Colos Short and Curlies has.

More outrageous you thought it'd be less.

Have you tried to introduce bran into your diet?

No chance @Paully is conscious right now

Fuck off Jayzeus

10, with the ref to blow when Arsenal level.

5-1-4-0

Oh Harvey

Great block by little Joe.

Have some of that, Fam! Fuck Arsenal, Fuck John Brooks, Fuck the shite Arsenal fans who "refused to watch United" thug our way to a 1-0 lead.

Tossard, you diving cunt, get up!

WOW!!! GET IN!!!!