Parky

Bong is never wrong.

You clearly want the club to go under, like Portsmouth or Leeds.

People need to realise that Pards can't ever say what he really thinks.

His strike rate looks pretty poor for Ligue1. 1in4 kinda thing. Don't know much about him mind, could be ace.

Or not, could be a good player. Never know. Big lad.

This MLs striker thing looks a bit worrying.

Yeah the Laudrup for manager thread. Well it will certainly be an upgrade on the Martinez one. We've mentally hired and sacked him already. Tricky comb forward.

Yeah the Laudrup for manager thread.

What's Southgate upto? Something to do with the FA now isn't he, development or something. Nope, he quit the role a while back. He is however good friends with Pardew and Woodman. Shit manager friend - bad advice - late at night - relegated.

Smaller than Anita if such a thing exists.

What's Southgate upto?

Pards even starting to get the PR bit wrong now.

Without Hatem our attacking ideas are basically hit and miss and would have been worse if Marveux hadn't stepped up a gear. There simply is little cohesion or drilling in our attacking play apart from the usual things all sides do in autopilot.

Norwich will play us off the park. Can't see anything else hapenning.

Spot on that.

Why is that then?

As I said a couple of days ago we aren't offering anywhere near 11m and now everybody is wasting each others time. On top of that it seems there was never a come and get me type scenario reg this player who has been in and out of the team and probably using the move as a bargaining chip. The giveaway is that if WE WERE SERIOUS this would have all been hammered out before the window opened.

Score with chicks?

There has been a lot going on just under the radar reg Santon and I'm a bit worried reg him being here by the end of this window...Hopefully nothing in it all.

HH is nice, but a bit posh (it's the richest city in Germany)...When you live here you realise the locals think they're a bit special and so I often have to make jokes that this city isn't much bigger than a village.

What will it take for these clowns to wake up?

Speaking to Pardew put him off apparently.

Dekka and Mash are just counting down the days till the window shuts. Everyday some fresh hogwash..

Tomkins and Graham not as sexy as Remy and Douglas.

Tbf i don't think we will need that many as i'm not sure those below us are capable of getting 40 points but i do understand where you're coming from. Alright then 6 wins and 2 draws where are they coming from?