Parky

as predicted, blowing his own trumpet, self promoting, oh-look-at-me style interview. Jesus the man that was asking the question said "do you agree that people are saying Newcastle are in a false position in the league with the way they been playing...?" no doubt Pardew agreed WTF, who are these people? It's like another planet when I listen to his post match guff. "We've dominated nearly every side last 4-5 games on posession..Even ManCity" he adds without even a giggle. Please tell me that's not true. Watch it. He picks at his left ear which is a 'tell' that he knows he's lying through his teeth.

as predicted, blowing his own trumpet, self promoting, oh-look-at-me style interview. Jesus the man that was asking the question said "do you agree that people are saying Newcastle are in a false position in the league with the way they been playing...?" no doubt Pardew agreed WTF, who are these people? It's like another planet when I listen to his post match guff. "We've dominated nearly every side last 4-5 games on posession..Even ManCity" he adds without even a giggle.

Got to the point now where he's earnt a start ahead of Guti.

The only hope we have of getting something the next few games is if Hatem comes back and hits the ground running. Other than that I don't see much light at the end of the oncoming tunnel of games.

Another dreadful performance in a crucial game and Pards was lucky his non-commital, non-proactive approach to the game didn't cost us 3 points. Unhappy to see the front two yet again with the same result...Cisse came off swering and shaking his head. Ba is taking free kicks now? Anita is much more dangerous from the standing ball by a mile. The subs showed the team we should have started with. It should have been Marv and Obertan instead of Cisse and Guti (who were both shite). Shola to his credit does simple things well most of the time. Just cut inside and walloped it with his left. Goodnight! Ba would have hit it from the tougher angle (and missed and smiled) with his right and Cisse would have hit it into the stands (and smiled). God bless you Shonaldo.

One shot on target.

Provided we hold onto Ben Arfa OMG!!!!!!!

You're not coming back, are you? It'll be fine man Looks VERY soviet Russia on streetview like. It is Soviet Russia, but with more yellow.

Agree entirely. You think this will ease the way for more 433 tho?

But Parky said they are all cunts!? I don't know who to believe!!! The Europa League thread: Mentalists 1 Parky 0. Nah I'm sure it will be a laugh..It's just a town full of racists wearing dayglo training gear..Much like Liverpool really.

Negotiations hit a sticky patch when the player in question said, "I'd Loic a release clause as a Remedy in my contract".

I agree, unless it's for peanuts then I'm worried it will be a poor signing for us. He doesn't fit the wide striker mould and Cisse surely is our main main the centre? Unless we are going back to 4-4-2 or want that as another option I guess. Carroll ironically did stick in some good crosses when out wide for us, but like his goal scoring for us I've not really seen much of him back to his old self at all. I'm also really worried he's too injury prone. Shola, Taylor, Carroll. The only three local lads who've come through the academy (since the 90s) and 'made it' in this division. All injury prone. All of them big, all of them slow, all of them assertive to compensate for lack of other qualities. Makes you wonder what we're looking for at the academy. Carroll's the only genuine talent of the 3 of them, to be fair. In England till very recently it's been 'big strong lads' who can kick it up the pitch the furthest.

It's like they talk about it every week.

White bread - big tits. Science book page 33 I believe. General anatomy and the biology of the Ukranian female.

That's science for you.

Im sure all the people in Ukraine are assholes... Well maybe not all.

Ukraine needs nuking. It's a wierd place. The whole country is like that. It's like Bavaria circa 1932.

I would be OK, best bit would be how stupid Liverpool would look. Overall I don't want Carroll. Na I don't, but would have been happier in the summer had we got him, now he just looks a wreck on and off the pitch. I do believe we'd get a better Andy Carroll than anyone else though, and that is what I'd hold on to should we sign him. If Pardew is here till 2020 then we might as well get the best targetman we can, and live off that. He also could be a good partner for Cisse, he'll have no problem being the donkey in a Heskey & Owen style combo. Oi Carroll you fancy coming back? We're looking for a donkey! There's a good chance he'd get back to his old self if he came back.

Should be able to change it with most airlines for free online I think. Rang the travel company, told me to e-mail the booking address. No response yet. Worst comes to worst I'm sure I can change it with the airline directly. If you booked it on the internet you should be able to change it on: manage booking or summink.

Don't rate Giroud at all.

Ukraine is very dodgy for those thinking of going. It's like hell with with a bit of armageddon on top. Plus if you haven't got blonde hair and blue eyes there's a kicking risk.

If we get through will drive down for the Hannover game.

Villa is unhappy at Barca, so that might be a goer. Has the kind of game Wenger likes.

Thought he was green.