Parky

Wildly overrated, moody, chasing one last big payday.

that fatal mistake that stopped them becoming title contenders in the season to come? Think with Saurez and a proper GK Wenger could have added another title. I'd rather have Saurez than Neymar or Aguero. He just brings everything inc a work rate that is legendary.

Saurez was the fatal mistake. A talisman, a winner with ridiculous scoring rates and someone who can single handedly make a goodish team into title contenders as he did with Liverpool. What's he worth now? Priceless. Wenger only had to go back with a bid of 45m instead he took the piss.

Could have had Suarez but for his gargantuan ego.

Has 174m in the bank a couple of years ago and persisted with Championship GK's.

No doubt in my mind that the spendthrift Wenger has held the club back for a decade. How long have they fucked about on the GK and CD fiasco?

Helmet in goal and helmet polisher as manager.

I see all that early talk that he'd been told to find another club was bullshit.

Approaching games with good information and tactical preparation is pretty much half the battle.

I wonder who plants all these stories about prospective signings. None of which have so far had much substance to them.

Should be looking at someone like Immobile. Just had a rough season in Germany so might get on the cheap. Has the tools to be a good striker in the PL imo...Bit of pace, guile and determined.

Europe is awash with strikers looking to double their wages in the PL, but they all cost money.

Probably perma crock as well like every Dutch player ever... Dutch players hold world records in perma crocking.

Luuk de Jong is a better player, and I'm not even joking. Not convinced by Dost at all. Seems to need hyper service, not the type to create opp for himself...Had long lean periods and we can totally discount his efforts in the Dutch league.

Meant to be looking for value in the market...Tracks British players.. /Newcastle.

Roeder says he's ready to sign Kuyt.

But he looks really mobile and quite quick from what I can see. Am I imagining that?! He's more like Crouch. Lanky and awkward...Fall over running style.

Pace is almost a must for a PL striker these days. Keeps defences nervy and they sit back more.

Dutch Crouch. Awkward and sluggish.

Takes pens.

Needs locking tbh. By end of July his price will be 20m.

Donkeys let by camels fucked by goats.

Couldn't wait to get out could he. Tantrum after tantrum till he got a move to a club that never played him.