Parky

Yup he nailed it.

He's only 48.

They were hoping against hope that Carver would do enough. Now that's out the window they're freaked. PICK UP THE PHONE YOU BALD CUNT!

It all comes down to Charnley, he's been promoted to a position that he's completely unsuited to and probably lacks the confidence to sack someone. Anyone who gets in front of him with a bit of bluster and confidence will make him panic and do whatever they want (probably make him piss himself too). Plus, judging by his performance so far he's probably forgotten to employ his own replacement and just sits alone in his office all day wondering why no one is answering the phones. Yeah but this is a ploy by Ashley, someone he can bully and won't cause any waves....ie won't run the club properly.

Gerrard would be ideal Knows the game inside out.

I said a few weeks back they haven't talked to anybody. Put some random names on a list and lost it in the pub.

Magaluf with Stoney and Woody. Best holiday in the PL apparently.

People shouldn't get the idea that Charmless does anything without Jabba's say so.

Head on a spike would be too good.

For a football club there is a real absence of football men. Shamblers.

It seems some sort of computerised 'Moneyball' system has been in use and produced all the shit signings.

Thread title needs changing to something horrific.

We used to think that was all Pardclue's doing. I think it's clear now that a lot of it was actually the 'players'.

KB must have said to him...For FFS you have to at least look like you care! Camera cutting to his wooden acting when we missed those chances. They really must think we're muppets.

Think his jobs on the line.

Willo 3 hrs late on a pacy forward.

Keegler vibes. Always the most energising.

Astounding.

This is all Tyler Blackett's fault.

Ozil last 17 touches - feign to shoot - pass sideways.

Will someone have a shot ffs!

Ozil will totally fade about now..

England's future semi-crocks Walcott and Ox nowhere to be seen.

Even in the box sometimes they're thinking about a pass. FFS!