Parky

Shit just got real.

Hasn't got the personnel to do the high pressing game. The likes of Sturridge, Coutinho and Lallana are as lazy as they come.

The clubs becoming an Aleppo colony...

Abeid probably asked for more than 2k a week.

The purchases were pretty cynical - young players with potential.

I absolutely love Klopp but once you join Liverpool you go over to the other side. He isn't quite as good as he used to be and this will be a big test cause he'll be dealing with a pack of delusional savages from day one.

Klopp Kop Plop.

Klopp flew out yesterday according to rumours in Germany.

Most knowledgeable fans in the game marra.

Gerrard would do a job there.

They must have him lined up already, although I'm praying they've wrapped up Pardew. 3 year deal they say here.

Klopp would be dangerous. As long as it isn't Klopp.

Hopefully Gerrah.

Was basically living in his own made up dreamworld...Big portrait of himself in the kitchen and all that carry on..

Next.

10p a post innit.

Both Sunderland and QPR were relegated when Black was working for them. This club does nothing by halves.

Must go immediately. This man is the Isis of football.

The definition of genius.

He can only see underwater.

Ooozes class.

Not really a winger, not really a DM and not really a midfielder.

At 2-0 the main thing to do is not drop off and go tight and start to niggle players. We did the exact opp...Stopped playing our game and ran away like little scared girls.

Collo runs to block and then turns his back and ducks. Janmaat watches Haz come inside in slow motion and instead of breaking his legs orders a pizza.

EU parliament would have to ratify it or it would be illegal. /youguysareindreamland