S.S.R.

Yesterday, after accumulator debacle: 0-0 at half time Man Utd to win Over 6 corners in the 2nd half Today: Jenas to score and also get booked 28-1 Spurs win Bent to score and Spurs win

Rooney is turning back into the exciting player he once was.

Kamara kicking off at Sunderland's disallowed goal.

Accumulator Everton Portsmouth Blackburn West Ham Wigan Newcastle all to win. (and as soon as I post that, Arsenal fucking equalise)

Just as well he's a rich footballer. Can you imagine that loon trying to function in the real world?

Fuck-up by Wes Brown there.

2 - Freddy Shepherd is the only one not to have won a Grammy.

Impressive.

Fifteen pages earlier:

How will it 'astound the world' exactly? Is he going to seal the deal by hanging upside down for 48 hours?

Kuyt scores winner for Liverpool http://i33.tinypic.com/2yjyplz.jpg

Alright then. Weekday games. Smartarse.

...are all televised midweek games. Are they taking the piss, or what?

Well done. Heads didn't go down.

2-0 down. We should have lost it.

Taylor looks fucked.

Who the fuck was that to, Charlie?

Webb is guessing most of these decisions.

Everton fans celebrating.

Fuck all wrong with that. Even Andy Gray agrees.

Ameobi. Not close.

Kinnear off for a lucky piss. Ric Flair in the crowd.

Yak on his back.

I'm surprised the ref didn't give the free-kick against Shola when the defender fell over. Shola did well to play on.

How did we miss that?