S.S.R.

Why did the tv coverage of yesterdays match show Oba's 2nd goal celebration from above waist height?

(To the tune of Bittersweet Symphony) Man City's bitter we got our Sib for free, that's ri-ight. Try to make ends meet Couldn't find any money, so we buy-eye He's the man who only Roeder could ever bring down. (Ideas for last two lines, anyone?) So strange, it's so strange We got got change, we got change from a ten pound note didn't pay them through the nose, We paid nine million quid for Luque and Owen needs a rest, we got change, wo-oh...

he wanked this time?! It was reminiscent of Leslie Neilsen in Naked Gun. (At the baseball stadium) Imagine you'd just had an adult conversation with Picture Loans after Norwich Union had quoted you happy - That's how chuffed he was.

Mourinho's celebration was class.

We're going to start playing with five up front,with one little precise one at the back.

Gillet, is that the best that we can get?

West Ham looking like a team resigned to relegation.

Pistone Viana

Judging by the photo, maybe it was her fantasy to be fucked by clones.

I've just had a wisdom teeth removed, which was probably less painful than tonight will be. Had already dumped the ticket on some poor fool.

He'll play the second half and an impromptu acoustic set at the Carling Academy afterwards?

Shepherd Out T-shirts for sale again. Now availiable in black! http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140060643199

Latest attempt at a t-shirt. Based on: http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6228/subri3.jpg The black coloured parts are actually the same green colour as in the Subway pic, but look black on the photos for some strange reason. The text looks a bit wonky because of the way the shirt is hanging, but I assure you, it is spot on. http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/4012/picture009yx4.jpg http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/6550/picture011zp8.jpg

If wasn't bad enough watching chubby Carr heave his way round the pitch, we have to watch Trabelsi - Who wasn't worth £0 apparently - have a decent game. All Emre seemed to do was snap at people's heels. He's just an angry little Jack Russell. Duffs is a talented player but I feel his legs are gone. He doesn't appear to be able to run past players, so what is he here for?

Shop will reopen in two weeks. I'll look into the black shirts.

£3 for the shirt £1 second class postage £1.50 first class postage Tell me what size you want and I'll knock one up.

I thought you were joshing. Do you want 'Sib of the cup', your suggestion 'Sibbers is a Geordie', or my bon mot 'Cheap as Sibs'?

More flattering photo of printed t-shirt. http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/4395/imag0005qe0.jpg I'll make more availiable for sale in a fortnight's time.

It's a heat transfer. I didn't think about paypal charges so I've made a loss on the 13 I've sold so far.

(Deleted to to shite misleading photos.)

How about that? http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/2144/sibdb5.jpg

hmmm.... I've just received a shipment of 200 t-shirts, and I've only shifted about 12 so far. Millionaires this time next year, Rodders....

Props to Glenn's new assistant: http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/9637/handpuppetee3.jpg Mr Socko!

Credit where credit's due: http://img478.imageshack.us/img478/8816/carbonrodhx9.jpg Three cheers for the inanimate carbon rod!