S.S.R.

He's currently in mourning, seeing as Benoit has topped himself.

Bad idea. Heinze meanz Baines would be on the bench. (Sorry, couldn't resist)

Not that Shepherd. which shepherd then? http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/5981/cheesessweptnj7.gif

They were taking Luque back to spain. No clubs want him, so they're going to abandon him in the woods or something. Sam: "Run boy, you're free now" Luque: *Howls*

Already gone to Feyenoord. Aw nuts.

Van Bronkhurst is leaving, so I heard.

Gudjohnsen wont get a game ahead of Alan Smith and Henrik Larsson* *Two players Sky Sports claimed we had signed.

Must be a world-beater if they held out for a million.

Gold Mr Nut, pure gold "He is a big Czech, can I be a big Czech too?" Got tears in me eyes.

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Sunderland's home shirt is too basic to be offensive, whereas our new home kit is hideous, especially the back. The new away top looks like something off Star Trek.

Spot the deliberate "mistake".

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Yeah, stop twisting his melon, man.

I scratch a living, it ain't easy You know it's a drag I'm always paying, never make it But you can't look back I wonder if I'll ever get To where I want to be Better believe it I'm working for Mike Ashley. What am I gonna do Ben Haim has just turned blue I tried to buy us Baines But Wigan would not play. No no, this can't be right Baba is f ucking s hite I can't afford a left-back So I leave tonight... No... There's a bung in my pocket, my pocket, my pocket...

Renewed online without any problems.

Agreed.

Dyer, Bramble and Ameobi have been given years to come good.

Highly rated in the past but now seemingly off the boil. Just the type of player Sam gets and utitilises their potential

I don't want the pikeys to get in. Especially within invading distance of the pitch.

Didn't know Stacey Slater was a Reading fan.

Damien - Duff Ramage - Slimline Bramble Dyer - Before he's found out/Injured Ameobi - He'll start whinging when he realises he's fourth choice.

I'd have thought Nolan was up for grabs after Bolton signed McCann.

It would make a change to make a few signings that weren't attention-seeking, and actually did us some good in the long term.

Allardyce: "Mourinho looks a lot smaller on the telly."