S.S.R.

Looks like Mourinho is looking at the Getty Images watermark thinking wtf?

Footballers contribute enough with all the Income Tax and N.I. they pay, surely?

Joey Barton is said to be 'Violently Happy' at signing for us. Must say, I'm enjoying the Big Sam Sensuality.

Rather have a mentalist than a shrinking violet.

Dyer looks oblivious to where he actually is! (as usual) Owen has a "someone please get me out of here" look on his face. Glad to see the crocks actually do something for their money though! Didn't take a picture of their bottom half in case the light from the flash shattered their flimsy legs.

Like being a first-time buyer. Early vacant possession is availiable for this highly sought after mid-link bungle. No upper chain.

One of the signings NUFC.com highlighted as a bad decision by Allardyce.

old news, on a free, 4 year deal Oh my He only signed for them today, fucknut. Sorry I havent spent all morning reading the forum. Sky Sports News about 9am if your interested. Haven't got it, I'm with CoachHTT media.

old news, on a free, 4 year deal Oh my He only signed for them today, fucknut. Sorry I havent spent all morning reading the forum.

Jloyd Samuels gone to Bolton, if anyone's interested.

Five years younger than Maldini.

Given Solano Ben Haim Taylor Baines Butt Milner Parker Truman Martins Owen

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Ian Rush all over again. No thanks.

He reminds me of Bob Sapp in The Longest Yard. "He broke-ded my nose"

Well said. They would have blasted Sam if he'd renewed Bramble's contract. What a disgrace, trying to s*** stir and undermine the coach before he's had a chance to do anything.

We should invite him up for talks, then laugh in his face.

Good riddance.

Season ticket holder, but only went to a few games last season. Got to the point where I refused to go out of principle, even when I couldn't get rid of the ticket.

Sam asked Freddy to crack open the war chest, Freddy thought he said wor chest.

I guess Emre and Parker both do get much more money at Newcastle than they would at Everton. Same is likely to apply for Duff. Anyway, Gullit's point was about top players from abroad and the big clubs and not mediocre players with interest from other mid-table clubs. Just watched the interview on BBC News. He only said that players would want to sign for the top four ahead of us, which isn't what I thought he said. He also said that Allardyce was a good coach and he hoped he would succeed because we are a good club.

Now for the title... ...just kidding.

Emre and Parker could have signed for Everton Duff could have gone to Tottenham Villa were more than happy to keep Solano

Owen is undoubtably the better player, but Martins is younger - at least he's supposed to be - and he'll be on much less per week. We'd be able to pay the wages of a few decent players if we got shot of Owen, but I don't think the clubs who'd be able to afford his wages are that keen to sign him, whatever the papers might say. They didn't want to touch him when he left Real, so why now when he's older and his knee has been knacked? We're more likely to shift Martins in the summer.

Does that come complete with a beret, a bicycle and a string of onions?