S.S.R.

I see - or rather hear - that West Ham have their own version of the annoying shrieking bitch you used to hear at Arsenal.

£5 on Everton 5-0 @ 16/1

Did Arteta put that in?

Flamini has been utter shit.

Everton, you might want to turn your tannoy up louder, we can hardly hear it on the tv.

Arsenal 1 down, another 10 on Arsenal DNB @ 7/2

No booking for that?

£20 on Arsenal DNB. Leaving the Greek thing well alone as I don't want to jinx it.

No idea what way the match will go, but Arsenal DNB at evens is pretty generous odds.

Looking even more like Penfold than usual.

Torres looked gutted after Willian scored.

Thanks for fucking up my 5 game acca, Inter. Missing a penalty with five minutes to go. Fucking typical.

6/4 to get relegated. Fulham are 9/4 to avoid relegation, which is a bigger return for pretty much the same thing.

Mourinho could do with taking Torres off and just putting Schurlle up top. He looks much stronger, but he's being played so deep.

£3 on Shurrle to score and Chelsea to win. Returns £10

Cisse whinging when he was offside anyway.

The owner of where I work had him in the sweep. Glad, because he was down to his last few million.

Well done Pulis

"for some, enough is enough..." The Grand National is on, dipshit.

Fulham score.

Oh noes

An advert for enjoying children?

On my 'tv', that ridiculous Go Daddy advert where all the bodybuilders are making a beeline to the spray tan place and one of the blokes banging the window trying to get in is black.

Pard's face there.

Fat guy in the directors' box stuffing his face.