S.S.R.

It'd surprise me; they can't sign anyone, can they?

f*** off Marine. Worksop are on fire and headed toward the playoffs whilst are just outside the relegation zone with nowt to play for - what did you expect?! Expected City and Everton to win.

Why is Chamakh's hair always so shite?

Fuck off Marine.

Liverpool fans go mental

So that's Baines booked for someone jumping into the back of him and hurting themselves?

wtf

sounds like a sitcom Wife can't take it Neymar.

Puncheon's truncheon affecting Everton's ability to function at this juncture.

£2 on Monaco/Everton after they both went 1-0 down. @ 8/1

25p Man City/Everton/Real/Monaco/Whitby/Fylde @ 24/1 25p Man City Sunderland draw/Palace/Marine @ 323/1

Barnsley 2-0 Oh well, least I'm wasting a quid rather than the usual £20-30. This is progress.

50p Arsenal/Crawley/Charlton 50p Arsenal -1/Crawley/Charlton/Rennes

The Guv, aka the Fake Sheik.

Jacques Blanc-Salle

Mourinho finally realises he's a better option than Torres?

at the expense of Sunderland. I'll take that.

Trying to figure out which person in the situation has Brazil ties. I've been looking at a few Liverpool forums, and the general consensus is that Neymar has been the best player this afternoon.

Quite a few England players forming the basis of their side, which is nice.

Deserve the title tbh. The only thing stopping me backing them was Suarez, and even he's not acting such a twat recently. The thing that stops me backing them is their fans. They will be unbearable with their self entitlement if they win this thing. I live about half an hour from the place. Believe me, they're unbearable at the best of times anyway.

It's pretty laughable how much a player can change under a decent manager. He's playing his best football in half a decade at 33. Reminiscent of Shearer's revival under Sir Bobby.

To be fair, they've made a few shrewd signings, rather than have a sheik or a russian buying up every fucker.

Come on City, burst their nausea-inducing over-sentimentality bubble. It's like someone watched the film Beaches and decided to form a football club based on it.