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Demba Ba against Liverpool as well perhaps?

Whoever got the goal for the mackems against Liverpool with the beach ball

Xabi Alonso vs us aka The Harper slip

How does the likes of Rodwell and Gibson even get a 2?

Aye, that's kind of the point. Rooney for me would be close with his overhead kick v City mind.

So, some of my mates were listening to a football podcast the other week, where they were talking about players that have that one career-defining goal. The one goal that everyone thinks about when you say his name, and so we started talking about who has that kind of goal. Thought it'd be a bit of fun to see who and what goals people on here think would qualify. Two obvious examples would be Roberto Carlos and Michael Owen. Howay then, let's hear it.

Still had more than enough chances to win the game as well.

What an awful finish from Lewa

How do they not score!?

Injuries galore here like.

Aye

That's just a mock up based on the information they've been given. Not saying it probably won't look cheap mind, this is Ashley and Puma working together.

Aye, I'm dead against VAR, but saying it's bad because it's not the same throughout football is a really weak argument IMO. The fact that it's shite, unnecessary, takes too long, needlessly disrupts the flow of the game and, worst of all, from what I've seen it seems to favour attackers going to ground easily just because there has been "contact" are more than enough arguments for it to be scrapped ASAP.

Better than having your beloved Real Madrid in another one. Beloved The way a few people here absolutely hate the fact I support another team besides Newcastle is hilarious like and Real probably will be in another one, they're not playing Liverpool tonight m8 You 'support' them!? Fucking hell. If Falowashola sees this and doesn't reply then he's gone forever, like. what a crazy world we live in, huh? Imagine people supporting teams from places they've lived. Mental! There's no such thing as genuinely supporting more than one team, like. And if there was, then it should be a banishable offence. That's some absolute bollocks like Nah, the thought of supporting more than one team shouldn't even cross your mind imo. Couldn't care less how anyone wants to justify that sort of nonsense to themselves. Proper Donald Trump way of thinking this like

Game on

Didn't know they made it. That's gonna be a spectacle. Same group as Russia, Saudi Arabia and Uruguay.

Better than having your beloved Real Madrid in another one. Beloved The way a few people here absolutely hate the fact I support another team besides Newcastle is hilarious like and Real probably will be in another one, they're not playing Liverpool tonight m8 You 'support' them!? Fucking hell. If Falowashola sees this and doesn't reply then he's gone forever, like. what a crazy world we live in, huh? Imagine people supporting teams from places they've lived. Mental! There's no such thing as genuinely supporting more than one team, like. And if there was, then it should be a banishable offence. That's some absolute bollocks like

This is embarrassing from Roma like.

Kevin de Bruyne this season according to KI.

Fuck off Salah man

Didn't we go like 2 years without signing a single permanent player?

Last line is great

We can't exactly claim the high ground here. He got dogs abuse all game, entitled to celebrate. Give and take. The fact he rose to it makes me happy. Aye, same. Would have been so funny mind if Coleman's last minute header out to a corner could have gone in instead, just after he hushed the away supporters.

Meh, not even bothered. Just a shame it had to be against this bunch of cunts and this cunt ref.

Aye, that's a foul. Well done you bent cunt.