Nobody

Weird how his long passing is so good, but can't shoot for shit. Been our best player so far today like.

So close

Shite again from Lascelles. He has to know that ball is coming to Batshuayi, why isn't he tighter on him?

Chelsea are fucking gash and all. This is basically their first team as well, bar Morata (who isn't really much better than Batshuayi anyway IMO) and Willian.

Manquillo is doing everything he can there like, definitely not his fault for the goal.

Lascelles ball watching, poor from Mbemba as well.

Fuck off

Saivet is canny like

Well played Haidara and Shelvey. Shelvey working his arse off so far. Nice to see him in the box as well.

Fuck sake

Obligatory Hayden is a softie post

Away fans

And that's the same tackle that he blew a foul for for Shelvey against Pedro. Nice consistency, ref.

And then a booking for that

Fuck off was that a foul man

Man the fuck up Zapacosta

Rafa needs to have a word with him like. Can't imagine he's happy with Gayle throwing himself to the ground like that, it'll just make it even less likely for us to get a pen when we should have one.

Gayle stop diving ffs.

Ritchie in the number 10 role

Wingback in a 3-5-2

Feels like it's been ages since we had a game now.

That's because we're always so well prepared going into January.

Sounds like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys ffs

We're such a fucking joke