Nobody

Can't really blame them though, can you? Look fairly similar, similar positions and the same name. Saw someone saying earlier "If you're going to spend 100s of millions of pounds, can't you at least find two players with different names while doing it?"

Fuck off Marcelo EDIT: Should be sent off for that the little cunt. First kicks out at the WFB player, then headbutts him (ever so slightly) in the chest and takes a dive. Fucking disgusting behaviour.

Navas

A bit too early for the 2-1 crowd perhaps? Though should have decent cash out options.

Nah, can't blame Hart for that.

Shocking Matuidi

Luiz again there

What a goal

The fuck?

Benzema seems to have done his knee in

£50m

De Bruyne is so good

Nah. Can see them scoring again tonight actually.

2-0 Wolfsburg

Great cross from Navas that

Scored, 1-0

Pen Wolfsburg

Cracking save that

Right call for me

Luiz

Fuck off Bayern, two players through on goal and don't even get a shot off

That's a pen, surely?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-cant-change-much-11136648 Wullie is Lee Ryder...nice use of Titanic That's very interesting No fucking way is that a coincidence

Timewasting when losing Makes sense in this situation like, still funny though

What a header